DC Tom Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) What the !@#$? How much more can they possibly have to document about those useless little !@#$ing ice rats? How are they going to anthropomorphize these !@#$ers now? !@#$ this movie. Seriously. !@#$ it hard. It's stupid that it exists and even stupider that I should know about it and have to waste any mental energy hating it. This !@#$ing bull **** makes me want to not only embrace but accelerate global warming and kill off these !@#$ers. !@#$ing...!@#$ !@#$ !@#$ity !@#$! (Edit: yes, I was profane. But I didn't bypass the filter, mods!) Edited March 21, 2018 by DC Tom
BuffaloBill Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 1:00 AM, snafu said: Would you support a movie about Puffins? Expand Yeah they are kinda like little penguins.
/dev/null Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 I tried watching that trailer but only made a few seconds before my mind started to wonder 5.56 or 7.62 and how many magazines?
Saxum Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 I don't have Hulu, I wonder if it will be in IMAX at science museum?
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 1:30 AM, BuffaloBill said: Yeah they are kinda like little penguins. Expand But from a different hemisphere.
Koko78 Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 1:23 AM, /dev/null said: Will the soundtrack include Tom Petty? Expand Damn, talk about rubbing salt in the wound...
row_33 Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 The best story read is they are horny things that basically try to get it on every second they are awake, not caring if their partner is dead or alive. I didn’t see the movie but I doubt that was a main plot thread.
PromoTheRobot Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) On 3/21/2018 at 1:00 AM, snafu said: Would you support a movie about Puffins? Expand Puffins? Do you know how stupid puffins are? They are likely the dumbest birds on Earth. The only reason they aren't extinct by now is they nest in some of the most inaccessible places on Earth. And I'm pretty sure that was by accident because puffins are too stupid to figure that out themselves. Puffins, the assclowns of the bird world. I know this because my daughter spent a few weeks in the Faroe Islands, a place overun with puffins. The locals say you could paint a rainbow on a rock and it would be smarter than your average puffin. Edited March 21, 2018 by PromoTheRobot
shrader Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 5:27 AM, row_33 said: The best story read is they are horny things that basically try to get it on every second they are awake, not caring if their partner is dead or alive. I didn’t see the movie but I doubt that was a main plot thread. Expand It sounds like they would be role models for most people around the world.
row_33 Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 1:36 PM, shrader said: It sounds like they would be role models for most people around the world. Expand Not much to do on the ice
snafu Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 1:26 PM, PromoTheRobot said: Puffins? Do you know how stupid puffins are? They are likely the dumbest birds on Earth. The only reason they aren't extinct by now is they nest in some of the most inaccessible places on Earth. And I'm pretty sure that was by accident because puffins are too stupid to figure that out themselves. Puffins, the assclowns of the bird world. I know this because my daughter spent a few weeks in the Faroe Islands, a place overun with puffins. The locals say you could paint a rainbow on a rock and it would be smarter than your average puffin. Expand Maybe that fact would make the movie more entertaining? Or, make a movie about the stupidest animals. There are too many documentaries about which animals are intelligent.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 I wonder if this would be as effective as waterboarding on @DC Tom
sherpa Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Like humans, some penguins are smarter than others. The smart penguin And some have a greater fashion sense. Inside out.
DC Tom Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 5:27 AM, row_33 said: The best story read is they are horny things that basically try to get it on every second they are awake, not caring if their partner is dead or alive. Expand So basically they're flocks of Poojers and boysts.
row_33 Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 3:45 PM, DC Tom said: So basically they're flocks of Poojers and boysts. Expand the constant ganging up on their dead was disconcerting
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