Perry Turtle Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 They say that if you're talking about retirement, you have already retired. Be true to yourself Tom, make it official and schedule that weepy press conference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 47 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself!!! I am ... but I just don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: I am ... but I just don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA Grant Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, HiddenInLight said: Translation: "I'd like to retire but I don't wear the pants in my relationship with my wife so I need to wait for permission." It's more like "I'd like to retire but I don't want to ever admit to 'quitting' because 'quitting is for losers' so I'm just going to blame my wife and kids." The kids are probably more than happy for Tom to be away instead of forcing them to shotgun kale juice every morning. Tom's football schedule also probably works for Gisselle's poolboy rotation. Edited March 12, 2018 by LA Grant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, LA Grant said: It's more like "I'd like to retire but I don't want to ever admit to 'quitting' because 'quitting is for losers' so I'm just going to blame my wife and kids." The kids are probably more than happy for Tom to be away instead of forcing them to shotgun kale juice every morning. Tom's football schedule also probably works for Gisselle's poolboy rotation. Did he say he’s living in NYC? Maybe civilization will will convince him to retire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieJizzle22 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) Let's all become Tom's family members and tell him to hurry up and retire. And then we all bang his wife and live happily ever after. Edited March 12, 2018 by FreddieJizzle22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I thought long and hard about this and decided - eff Tom and his FN future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 6 hours ago, simool said: If I tweet Gisele about anything, it would be about her promptly coming over and banging me. You need to remember she "tops" Tom, I'm sure. Better be ready to be "bottom b*tch" for her strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, SouthNYfan said: You need to remember she "tops" Tom, I'm sure. Better be ready to be "bottom b*tch" for her strap-on. That would be a problem since my excrement hole is exit only. I would be willing to give her a hand job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 28 minutes ago, simool said: That would be a problem since my excrement hole is exit only. I would be willing to give her a hand job. She does what she wants with your hole. It's why Brady has a don't walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, SouthNYfan said: She does what she wants with your hole. It's why Brady has a don't walk. You obviously dont know me. If you did, you would know how ridiculous that statement is. You may let people have their way with you, I will break bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 7 hours ago, No Place To Hyde said: Everyone tweet Giselle about head injuries in the NFL, anything you can find on guys that cheat on their spouse on the road and anything related to closeted gay men that work away from home. I don’t want to tweet a supermodel anything about ‘head’ injuries. Might be misconstrued and ruin ... well you know... nice thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, simool said: You obviously dont know me. If you did, you would know how ridiculous that statement is. You may let people have their way with you, I will break bones. Gisele would do what she wants with you I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 I took “family” to mean “dark father.” Tommyvagina will play until Ol’ Scratch comes for his soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 Brady dusts Colbert in 'Late Show' beer chug Making the rounds on TV........ what's that say? The end is neigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfanatic8989 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Brady dusts Colbert in 'Late Show' beer chug Making the rounds on TV........ what's that say? The end is neigh? If I'm a Cheats fan, I am pretty pissed that my star QB is out chugging beers on National TV after a SB loss. As for him retiring, he was average last season. There's clearly signs that it's time to hang them up. Either way, the Bills will win the division next season. Edited March 13, 2018 by Billsfanatic8989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrizzReaper Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, Billsfanatic8989 said: If I'm a Cheats fan, I am pretty pissed that my star QB is out chugging beers on National TV after a SB loss. As for him retiring, he was average last season. There's clearly signs that it's time to hang them up. Either way, the Bills will win the division next season. Average... Eh idk I really wish whoever was chucking those dildos at him had better aim. If they could've blinded him with one we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 51 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Brady dusts Colbert in 'Late Show' beer chug Making the rounds on TV........ what's that say? The end is neigh? That was a weird TV appearance by Brady, especially when he started massaging Colbert. Some of the things said were...weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 35 minutes ago, Billsfanatic8989 said: If I'm a Cheats fan, I am pretty pissed that my star QB is out chugging beers on National TV after a SB loss. If he'd brought five Lombardis to Buffalo, I wouldn't worry about him chugging a beer on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: That was a weird TV appearance by Brady, especially when he started massaging Colbert. Some of the things said were...weird. Well I always thought Brady is weird so ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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