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Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2).  Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal.  Case loves chicken wings and plays QB.  Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms.  Just connecting the dots.  Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall.  Domed stadium with natural grass field.  You heard it here first.

 

 

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Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2).  Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal.  Case loves chicken wings and plays QB.  Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms.  Just connecting the dots.  Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall.  Domed stadium with natural grass field.  You heard it here first.

 

 

 

Dude I'm right in that Cheektowaga area and I can confirm it is turning into a **** hole!

 

shoulda bought a house in west Seneca!

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3 minutes ago, Magox said:

I hear he drives a BMW

And WNY has a BMW dealer! 

 

Mere coincidence? 

 

My God, he's coming here isn't he?

 

 

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Can we get this thread to surpass the Mario Williams one?  I think we can ladies!

 

Ground up in the freezer!

 

F5

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9 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2).  Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal.  Case loves chicken wings and plays QB.  Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms.  Just connecting the dots.  Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall.  Domed stadium with natural grass field.  You heard it here first.

 

 

Do you really believe that Keenum is looking for a 1-2 year deal ?? At reasonable rate ? 

 

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2).  Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal.  Case loves chicken wings and plays QB.  Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms.  Just connecting the dots.  Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall.  Domed stadium with natural grass field.  You heard it here first.

 

 

I'm using a target bathroom right now and I don't agree.

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1 minute ago, Putin said:

Do you really believe that Keenum is looking for a 1-2 year deal ?? At reasonable rate ? 

 

 

Do you really believe that Case Keenum collects his own toenails?  I don’t know it not to be true....

2 minutes ago, Not at the table Karlos said:

I'm using a target bathroom right now and I don't agree.

 

Wipe front to back.

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2).  Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal.  Case loves chicken wings and plays QB.  Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms.  Just connecting the dots.  Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall.  Domed stadium with natural grass field.  You heard it here first.

 

 

 

Sounds like a lock to me!

 

If it will tip the deal our way, @plenzmd1 may just show him where to find the Shangri la of bathrooms. 

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7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac.  Coincidence?  Think about it.

 

AND you can spell “U neek me sac” with his name in a game of anagrams, which is very close to “You need my sac (sic),” which, when you read the tea leaves, is very in line with Beane’s goal of finding a QB with the balls to throw a football. 

 

It’s Keenum!  It’s Keenum!  Lock it in!

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28 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac.  Coincidence?  Think about it.

In Indian that means... I’m coming to Buffalo! 

Look it up

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