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This is meant to be LIGHT HEARTED, so take your seriousness to the thread about this topic on TSW.

 

It's easy .... what do you think funny responses would be to the following two interview questions:

 

1.  Are you gay?

 

2.  Is your mom a prostitute?

 

Okay, I'll go first.

 

1.  Are you gay? - Why don't we go to the men's room together and see whose foot taps the fastest?

 

2.  Is your mom a prostitute? - She is, but she's never made the amount of money your mom did hooking last year.

 

 

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Question #1 - yes I am generally very happy.  Funny one street I lived on in West Seneca was Gay St.  I went back to visit and they changed the name.  LOL .  If God never intended man to eat kitty, he wouldn't have shaped it like a taco

 

Question #2- nyet

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1. No, but I wish I was, I would have saved a lot of money in child support payments

 

2. THATS WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM!  Every Tuesday, that was you!

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Are you gay?    Only if you want to go swap spit in the shower.

 

Is your mom a prostitute?   Well, she certainly made dad pay!

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1. Are you gay? Yes I am a lesbian.

 

2. Is your Mom a Prostitute? Only if you are into necrophilia.

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49 minutes ago, simool said:

1. Are you gay? Yes I am a lesbian.

 

2. Is your Mom a Prostitute? Only if you are into necrophilia.

 

Took both my answers :lol:

 

So I'll adjust

 

1.  Sometimes you've got to give some head to get ahead

2.  She's working Laurel Hill Cemetery for the last 10 years

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