\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5744236/mortar-bomb-sex-toy-woman-dead-arequipa-peru/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Okay. Did not expect that. Should have known when I saw the URL. The Sun... Of course. Then I see this gem in the side panel... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5736369/rugby-sam-ballard-paralysed-swallowing-slug-dare/ Reinforces my opinion that mother nature needs to wipe out the majority of our population. Ideally she can get all of the stupid ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 You guys don’t regularly use mortars with the wives or GF’s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffaloBill said: You guys don’t regularly use mortars with the wives or GF’s? No, I bring out the heavy artillery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 "Was it good for you?" "It was the BOMB!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 12 minutes ago, DC Tom said: No, I bring out the heavy artillery... How does she like the MOAB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) This is why responsible domestic mortar bomb storage is one of the most important issues of our time. Edited March 7, 2018 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 This is why I am abstinent. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 i hope you encrypt your hard drive, because if somebody ever broke into your house and stole your computer they might end up calling the cops on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Does no one ever ask themselves “hey, what’s the worst that could happen?” Just how drunk were they??? I don’t think I can be that drunk and still conscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Fadingpain said: This is why responsible domestic mortar bomb storage is one of the most important issues of our time. You can have my light artillery ammunition when you pry it out of my wife's cold, dead... ...uh, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) See? Even if you ban guns people just use their imagination and always find a way. Industrious species that we are. Edited March 8, 2018 by Dante 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, mead107 said: Ok you never heard of an explosive orgasm? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: you never heard of an explosive orgasm? Only with you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 hours ago, DC Tom said: No, I bring out the heavy artillery... HEY-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Did I miss it, or did they not actually say how she died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 hours ago, Dante said: See? Even if you ban guns people just use their imagination and always find a way. Industrious species that we are. Mortar bombs don't kill people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 22 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: You guys don’t regularly use mortars with the wives or GF’s? No, just a power screwdriver with a former girlfriend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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