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  On 3/5/2018 at 12:53 AM, /dev/null said:

Speaking of chain of command, didn't the previous chief executive rename the Army Corps to the Army Corpse

 

Or was that just the Marines?

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Coprs Jr. Little Brother Corps, Marines because they are Navy.  And It's called necrophilia in the Navy.

 

Army Corp of Engineers is 5 months older, June 16, 1775 (Battle of Bunker Hill, 6/17) vs. Marines, November 10, 1775.

 

It's like calling the Boston Red Sox "The Sox" when there was an older team already around named the Sox, the White Sox.

 

:P

 

[Gonna catch flak for this...:D]

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  On 3/4/2018 at 8:25 PM, Lurker said:

This sounds more interesting.....

 

Image result for wet yoga classes

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Prospective new student pops into class:

 

 "I'm looking to reconnect joyfully with my natural arising feminine wisdom.  I think I want something simple, but it has to be delightful too.  Do you have anything for me?"

 

Owner: "Oh, I think we can offer you just what you're looking for.  We offer sacred movement classes for women."

 

Student: "Great!  Sign me up!"

 

:lol:

 

 

 

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