Just Jack Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 questions 1. how much different is a lunar second compared to an earth second? 2. Would eating garlic within 48 hours be acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, ShadyBillsFan said: 2 questions 1. how much different is a lunar second compared to an earth second? 2. Would eating garlic within 48 hours be acceptable? Can't believe you didn't ask about the fold/unfold genitals? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 i nominate EII to take one for the team 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 This sounds more interesting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 22 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Can't believe you didn't ask about the fold/unfold genitals? That one seems pretty straight forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Did you ever see the Office episode when Sabre hired a IT guy to do a hard drive check on all of the employees computers? I can just imagine what I would find on yours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Onion like, if not The Onion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Just Jack said: Dude looks like a lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Just Jack said: What were you looking for when you ran across this gem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: how much different is a lunar second compared to an earth second? Assuming the original definition of a second, which is a fraction of the Earth's rotation: Earth's sidereal day (one complete 360 degree rotation) is 86160 seconds. The Moon's sidereal day is 2352168 Earth seconds. So one lunar second would be 27.3 Earth seconds. But the modern definition of a second, according to the International Committee on Weights and Measures, is "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom." In that case, one lunar second is equal to one Earth second. Unless the Earth is flat ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Assuming the original definition of a second, which is a fraction of the Earth's rotation: Earth's sidereal day (one complete 360 degree rotation) is 86160 seconds. The Moon's sidereal day is 2352168 Earth seconds. So one lunar second would be 27.3 Earth seconds. But the modern definition of a second, according to the International Committee on Weights and Measures, is "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom." In that case, one lunar second is equal to one Earth second. Unless the Earth is flat ... There's actually a "Lunar standard time," that defines a "lunar second" as 0.98 "terrestrial seconds." It's pretty much bull ****, of course. A second is a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I’ll second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I've always wanted to learn how to fold genitalia ... like origami? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I assume I can get a Marin County resident discount? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: There's actually a "Lunar standard time," that defines a "lunar second" as 0.98 "terrestrial seconds." Sheer lunacy. 1 hour ago, Buffalo716 said: I've always wanted to learn how to fold genitalia ... like origami? If you do it right, the result is origasmic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Best Player Available said: Dude looks like a lady Thats because his genitalia have been folded. 1 hour ago, KD in CA said: I assume I can get a Marin County resident discount? As a Marin county resident you most likely can teach the class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 4 hours ago, /dev/null said: i nominate EII to take one for the team Is the Army Corps forcing me? I may have to go all Chef Jim up the chain of command, rethink my position on the work gym class thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Is the Army Corps forcing me? I may have to go all Chef Jim up the chain of command, rethink my position on the work gym class thing. Speaking of chain of command, didn't the previous chief executive rename the Army Corps to the Army Corpse Or was that just the Marines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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