/dev/null Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 Cousins, Darnold, Allen, Mayfield, Rosen, Keenum, & Foles all walk into a bar together /thread 1
Roundybout Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) Rosen is slow off the ball with no leverage. Pass. Edited February 22, 2018 by BillsEnthusiast 1 1
yungmack Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 4 hours ago, KelsaysLunchbox said: Ok. My thoughts in no particular order. - Cousins: Too "pretty" for Buffalo. "You like that?" sounds like something an egotistical date rapist would ask. - Bradford: More like Glassford...and that's close to saying Gladstone. Joey Gladstone. That's the dude that gave a cross eyed bear to Alanis Morresette. Pass. - Keenum: He's so bland I have nothing negative to say. - Bridgewater: Teddy Bridgewater? Man these Madden generated names get worse every year. In the time I typed this his knee exploded 3 times. - Foles/Glennon: You don't put a giraffe in a football helmet. - Mayfield: Baker Mayfield is 3 feet tall. And that's with 6 inch lifts. He's a toddler. He wasn't grabbing his crotch. He was signalling the sideline his diaper needed changing. - Jackson: Terrell Pryor says hello. - Darnold: Got the USC QB stink on him. If he is the guy and doesn't do well we can call him Damnold. So that's a plus.
ghostwriter Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 I look at Foles as my oh **** option. If we go through March and then April with no resolution then I see us making a strong push for Foles. I don't see him being dealt until after the draft but I'm no Miss Chloe I'm just thinking ahead. I want Case Keenum. Want 20 a year? No problem, the market is going to explode, I'd sign him quick before Brees and Cousins sign.
drf1835 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 My thread post about quarterbacks and character was too positive, even for me. So, I thought replying in this thread about the negatives of the quarterback prospects was more fitting, and as I needed better balance. Josh Rosen thinks he is God, Jesus and Robin Hood all combined in one.And his favorite candy likely is Peanut Brittle. No thanks. Sam Darnold: I would buy ones of his wigs, from this oversized very laid back surfer dude. Baker Mayfield: Are You related to Jake the Snake? Too much slithering excitement for me. Josh Allen: A strong arm is nice, but it would help if your ball could reach receivers hands. Maybe you should be Harrison's or Beast Mode's security guard. Lamar Jackson seems really nice and cool, but so is that stuff you put on pumpkin pie. A quarterback cannot do everything in the NFL, if your mother is chasing you telling you to drink your milk and eat your wheaties. Kyle Lauletta already is the next Brady and Jimmy G. And he looks way better than them. If it's too good to be true, let's pass on him. Mike White and Mason Rudolph seem like two of the nicest and mature guys I have seen. These guys will finish last. Those who have gigantic heads with smaller brains are what The NFL wants with this fake CTE stuff, according to them. Luke Falk is pretending to be Jimmie Johnson, that race car driver. I do not want a guy that never loses. That would be too boring. Riley Fergusson: I got some propecia and rogaine for you. I am not sure if that would affect your voice and performance though. 2
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 I think Joey Fatone would look great behind center.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 13 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: On the plus side, you can't actually sack him unless it's with a rolled-up newspaper. I find boots work well. Squashed spider and bootprint make good head-height decor.
Kwai San Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Mr. WEO said: Have you seen Mike Hunt? I was waiting for that.....
Mr. WEO Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, Kwai San said: I was waiting for that..... Until then, you'll have to continue to settle for Rosie Palms. 1
Virgil Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, drf1835 said: My thread post about quarterbacks and character was too positive, even for me. So, I thought replying in this thread about the negatives of the quarterback prospects was more fitting, and as I needed better balance. Josh Rosen thinks he is God, Jesus and Robin Hood all combined in one.And his favorite candy likely is Peanut Brittle. No thanks. Sam Darnold: I would buy ones of his wigs, from this oversized very laid back surfer dude. Baker Mayfield: Are You related to Jake the Snake? Too much slithering excitement for me. Josh Allen: A strong arm is nice, but it would help if your ball could reach receivers hands. Maybe you should be Harrison's or Beast Mode's security guard. Lamar Jackson seems really nice and cool, but so is that stuff you put on pumpkin pie. A quarterback cannot do everything in the NFL, if your mother is chasing you telling you to drink your milk and eat your wheaties. Kyle Lauletta already is the next Brady and Jimmy G. And he looks way better than them. If it's too good to be true, let's pass on him. Mike White and Mason Rudolph seem like two of the nicest and mature guys I have seen. These guys will finish last. Those who have gigantic heads with smaller brains are what The NFL wants with this fake CTE stuff, according to them. Luke Falk is pretending to be Jimmie Johnson, that race car driver. I do not want a guy that never loses. That would be too boring. Riley Fergusson: I got some propecia and rogaine for you. I am not sure if that would affect your voice and performance though. I lost my **** on a few of these. Well done 1
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, drf1835 said: Lamar Jackson seems really nice and cool, but so is that stuff you put on pumpkin pie. A quarterback cannot do everything in the NFL, if your mother is chasing you telling you to drink your milk and eat your wheaties. Some funny stuff there, dude. 1
dave mcbride Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) Re: Darnold being from USC. People are aware, right, that for decades, playing QB at Michigan was regarded as a scarlet letter among NFL fans? Let's look at it another way, accepting that Carson Palmer was a very good and legit NFL player (there's one for USC). Pat Haden was league average on a winning team for half a decade too (the Rams went 35-19 when he started). Other schools: Georgia: Who outside of Stafford? Ohio State: Anyone? ND: Who since Joe Montana? Purdue: Who besides Brees and Griese? Florida: Anyone? NC State: Who besides Rivers and Roman Gabriel? Alabama: Who since Joe Namath and Stabler? That was 50 years ago. Penn State: Kerry Collins (a real stretch) and then who? UCLA: Who besides Aikman? Texas: Anyone? LSU: Who besides Bert Jones? Ole Miss: Who besides Eli? Tennessee: Who beside Peyton? Pitt: Who besides Marino? Wisconsin: Who besides Russell Wilson? Cal: Rogers and Goff (good for them). But who else over decades and decades? Oregon: Who besides Fouts? (I am not sold on Mariota) Michigan State: Who besides Cousins? Stanford: Elway, Luck, Plunkett, and John Brodie. They're golden. Texas A & M: Anyone? Oklahoma: Assuming Bradford doesn't qualify, anyone? Nebraska: Anyone? Auburn: Who besides Newton? Florida State: Maybe Brad Johnson, and maybe Winston (who I am no sold on). Neither are great. BYU: Who besides Steve Young? (Jim McMahon was a very mediocre player blessed with playing alongside a great defense) Washington: Who besides Warren Moon and maybe Mark Brunell? Washington State: Who besides Bledsoe and maybe Mark Rypien? Miami: Who besides Kelly and maybe Vinnie Testaverde (a real stretch)? Delaware: Flacco and Gannon. Good showing for a nothing program. Northern Illinois: Garrapolo and Romo. Another good showing for a nothing program. UNC: Anyone? UVA: Anyone besides Matt Schaub? Va Tech: Anyone besides Vick and (cough) Tyrod? I could go on. Outside of the bay area, there is no such thing as a "QB factory" -- and even at Stanford/Cal, the successes are few and far between. The lesson here: judge the player, not the school he went to. Edited February 22, 2018 by dave mcbride
simool Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 They all suck. QB's are a thing of the past. Just like punters. Rushing, Kicking, and a swinging set are all you need.
ndirish1978 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 Josh Rosen looks like an accountant who collects other people's sweaty socks in his spare time. Baker Mayfield - more like Baker Stawayfield, amirite? Sam Darnold is a ginger, so is Ed Sheeran, that is all.
drf1835 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 22 minutes ago, Virgil said: I lost my **** on a few of these. Well done Thanks. That was a nice topic to get some of our sarcastic or other humor out. The person who said Foles was a giraffe was spot on. It reminded me of some other famous NFL persons, who reminded me of some animal. Ditka= A bear (because of his looks and tough and gruff demeanor) Holmgren= A Walrus (his facial looks and body size) Elway= A colt or bronco (his teeth and the way he was physically built and moved) Singletary= A Seal ( his looks, demeanor and elusiveness) Joe Montana- A laughing Hyena (his looks and body frame, and as the capital of Montana is Helena) Whenever I watched these persons, I could not stop thinking of that stuff. And yet I always thought of them all in the most positive terms, with regards to their talent, success, legendary status and longevity.
LABILLBACKER Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 14 hours ago, Rico said: Cousins - went to Michigan State, !@#$ Sparty. Darnold - big dork. Allen - see Darnold. Mayfield - midget. Rosen - sorry, i’ve got nothing bad. Rosen will get hurt his first year and turn to politics.... 1
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