\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I'll let one rip but not continuously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Too many beans in your diet can lead to this problem.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 peppers and broccoli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Hoppy beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 breathing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "Dutch low cost airline?" Too much time in the "coffee shop" before departure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Why can't they just smother it in the seat like decent people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 S-hole countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) This whole thing should have been documented on video. Also, stuff like this is why I hate people. Edited February 19, 2018 by Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I once brought a floor hockey game to a sudden stop after an especially foul flap of flatulence, but forcing a flight to land - that's epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: I once brought a floor hockey game to a sudden stop after an especially foul flap of flatulence, but forcing a flight to land - that's epic. my roommate in college made a deaf kid hear with a fart. he was in a golf tournament, let one fly, and claims that the deaf kid in their group quickly spun his head around and looked at him in disgust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Royale with Cheese Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, teef said: my roommate in college made a deaf kid hear with a fart. he was in a golf tournament, let one fly, and claims that the deaf kid in their group quickly spun his head around and looked at him in disgust. Probably felt the vibration. It's how birds find worms in the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Probably felt the vibration. It's how birds find worms in the ground. Birds feel vibrations from worm farts? I learn something new every day on this site! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: Birds feel vibrations from worm farts? I learn something new every day on this site! Worms can bang themselves too. Does that count as getting laid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Worms can bang themselves too. Does that count as getting laid? I think so. Is that what a circle jerk is? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Gugny said: I think so. Is that what a circle jerk is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) One of the women removed from the flight, Nora Jacob, states: "Do they sometimes think that all Moroccans cause problems? That's why we do not let this sit." If only her boyfriend serving the air biscuits could have "let this sit." 1 hour ago, teef said: my roommate in college made a deaf kid hear with a fart. he was in a golf tournament, let one fly, and claims that the deaf kid in their group quickly spun his head around and looked at him in disgust. The power of a well placed barking spider can be truly amazing. Edited February 19, 2018 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Probably felt the vibration. It's how birds find worms in the ground. do you try to take the fun out of everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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