Just Jack Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 don’t masturbate https://www.thelocal.de/20180208/100-people-die-in-germany-each-year-due-to-risky-sex-practices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Good thing they cuffed him behind his back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Now I'm really ashamed to be German Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Holy dear Lord: "According to Frankfurter Rundschau, a man in Hamburg who is believed to have suffered from an autoerotic death covered himself with sliced cheese, pulled pantyhose over his upper body, put on a raincoat and a diving suit and then sat down with a plastic bag over his head in front of a heater that was switched on." 4 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: Now I'm really ashamed to be German Damn right... You should be. Look above, what's happening in Hamburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Holy dear Lord: "According to Frankfurter Rundschau, a man in Hamburg who is believed to have suffered from an autoerotic death covered himself with sliced cheese, pulled pantyhose over his upper body, put on a raincoat and a diving suit and then sat down with a plastic bag over his head in front of a heater that was switched on." Damn right... You should be. Look above, what's happening in Hamburg. Thank God my Grandfather left i ******* hate sauerkraut Edited February 10, 2018 by Buffalo716 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: i ******* hate sauerkraut I love the stuff! Tip for JR in the Backpacking thread: This will clean you out and keep you regular mid-week while camping. Throw in some dehyrdated French onion soup for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 21 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I love the stuff! Tip for JR in the Backpacking thread: This will clean you out and keep you regular mid-week while camping. Throw in some dehyrdated French onion soup for good measure. My mother loves it too and she's Literally a Sour Kraut but I love her dearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: My mother loves it too and she's Literally a Sour Kraut but I love her dearly It's loaded with vitamin C... You won't get scurvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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