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FAT's back, baby.  Bring it!

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My name is Michael Jackson. I blew off court this morning, and now the Judge is pi$$ed. What should I do?

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Should I go to my last class, a 4pm Earth Science lecture, or just blow it off and get back to my apartment to watch Simpsons reruns?

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You ever going to need to identify a rock?

 

No.

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My name is Michael Jackson.  I blew off court this morning, and now the Judge is pi$$ed.  What should I do?

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Guzzle chlorox laced with cyanide. Solves both of your problems instantly.

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Should I go to my last class, a 4pm Earth Science lecture, or just blow it off and get back to my apartment to watch Simpsons reruns?

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Lectures suck and you ain't ever gonna be Indiana Jones.

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Darin---

 

I sit in a cube farm surrounded by half-computer-illiterate Macintosh admins. If you were a PC guy like me, what would you do to maintain your sanity?

 

Signed,

Fed Up in PA

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Darin---

 

I sit in a cube farm surrounded by half-computer-illiterate Macintosh admins. If you were a PC guy like me, what would you do to maintain your sanity?

 

Signed,

Fed Up in PA

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Dear Fed Up,

This particular conundrum is probably best answered by someone who can understand the level of frustration you're currently dealing with. I'd recommend a visit to the local post office.

 

Good luck.

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Who will be our next American Idol?

 

Second question: How soon before your head explodes after reading this question? :o

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