DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: It's not even approved, and it's working already! Just the very idea encourages me to find it in my heart to learn how to be unwilling to work. We all must do our part for the Green Dream, or whatever it's called! If you're unwilling to work, do you still have to go out and plant more trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, DC Tom said: If you're unwilling to work, do you still have to go out and plant more trees? No. According to AOC's "Green Dream, or whatever it's called," trees are planted by the Keebler elves, though under her plan they're not called 'elves,' but 'handibakeable' so as to not appropriate the culture of real elves, who would never get caught dead baking cookies. It's all very complicated, but it pays for itself in 15 years, plus you get the added benefit of energy-efficient-baked Rich 'n Chips, which we'll need once we eliminate every cow that passes gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: No. According to AOC's "Green Dream, or whatever it's called," trees are planted by the Keebler elves, though under her plan they're not called 'elves,' but 'handibakeable' so as to not appropriate the culture of real elves, who would never get caught dead baking cookies. It's all very complicated, but it pays for itself in 15 years, plus you get the added benefit of energy-efficient-baked Rich 'n Chips, which we'll need once we eliminate every cow that passes gas. We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. And that's where the prosperity was coming from: the new cow-fart-capture industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, DC Tom said: We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. And that's where the prosperity was coming from: the new cow-fart-capture industry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. No, you eliminate cow farts by eliminating the cows, which is step one toward healing the environment, followed by step two, which is to eat a banana for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: No, you eliminate cow farts by eliminating the cows, which is step one toward healing the environment, followed by step two, which is to eat a banana for breakfast. So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? What kind of a stupid plan is this? Create a cow-fart-capture industry, then increase the population of cows to grow the industry, until you have full employment of everyone willing to work. And you don't even have to wonder how to pay for it; cow fart capture will pay for itself, and you just have to sit back and enjoy the prosperity. (The truly sad thing is that, as little sense as the above makes, it makes more sense than the Green New Deal.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Quote Matt WalshVerified account @MattWalshBlog 47m47 minutes ago Democrats: We don't have enough money to build a wall on the southern border! Also Democrats: Let's remodel every building in the country, build a railway to Hawaii, and give everyone free education, free housing, and free health care! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, DC Tom said: So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? If you don't take out the cows, you could face a cow uprising. And AOC insists it's possible since they're already showing up on Chick-Fil-A billboards. It's just a matter of time before they move into your neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Just now, LABillzFan said: If you don't take out the cows, you could face a cow uprising. And AOC insists it's possible since they're already showing up on Chick-Fil-A billboards. It's just a matter of time before they move into your neighborhood. I'll build a wall to keep 'em out. And you think Chick-Fil-A is surviving the Green New Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I think AOC could use some Green water over the bow of her socialist boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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row_33 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Just kill all the white farmers and then not plant crops and blame everyone else for the famine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, row_33 said: Just kill all the white farmers and then not plant crops and blame everyone else for the famine your describing South Africa today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Reminder: . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Foxx said: your describing South Africa today. The irony is when famine sets in and it's hopeless, they all start migrating north to Europe to be with whitey. Again! Edited February 8, 2019 by Dante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 9 hours ago, DC Tom said: So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? What kind of a stupid plan is this? Create a cow-fart-capture industry, then increase the population of cows to grow the industry, until you have full employment of everyone willing to work. And you don't even have to wonder how to pay for it; cow fart capture will pay for itself, and you just have to sit back and enjoy the prosperity. (The truly sad thing is that, as little sense as the above makes, it makes more sense than the Green New Deal.) Better and cheaper idea is to stick bananas up cows’ asses and the farting problem goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinreaper Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 2 hours ago, snafu said: Better and cheaper idea is to stick bananas up cows’ asses and the farting problem goes away. Oh, a banana spppppflit. 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dude Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/omar-calls-for-defunding-homeland-security-1-hour-after-insisting-that-tsa-workers-get-backpay Anybody surprised a Muslim wants to defund DHS? I wonder if she knows why that organization exists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, The_Dude said: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/omar-calls-for-defunding-homeland-security-1-hour-after-insisting-that-tsa-workers-get-backpay Anybody surprised a Muslim wants to defund DHS? I wonder if she knows why that organization exists? don't sound so surprised. she's serving her primary constituents => SJW, illegal aliens, and terrorists Edited February 9, 2019 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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