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On 2/15/2018 at 7:09 PM, DC Tom said:

Guy in front of me on the metro is wearing a t-shirt: "Elizabeth Warren is my spirit animal."

It’s called a mirror, dumbass. You didn’t run into again did you?

Posted
15 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

Ted needs to refamiliarize himself with a razor. Mutton chops?

 

It takes the focus off of his schnozer and ridiculous chin. 

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Posted
46 minutes ago, The_Dude said:

 

It takes the focus off of his schnozer and ridiculous chin. 

He's not Lincolnesque.

 

https://www.civilwarwomenblog.com/grace-bedell/

 

Hon A B Lincoln...
Dear Sir
I am a little girl only 11 years old, but want you should be President of the United States very much so I hope you won't think me very bold to write to such a great man as you are. Have you any little girls about as large as I am, if so give them my love and tell her to write to me if you cannot answer this letter.

I have yet got four brothers and part of them will vote for you any way and if you let your whiskers grow I will try and get the rest of them to vote for you, you would look a great deal better for your face is so thin. All the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husbands to vote for you and then you would be President.

My father is going to vote for you and if I was a man I would vote for you too but I will try to get every one to vote for you that I can I think that rail fence around your picture makes it look very pretty. I have got a little baby sister she is nine weeks old and is just as cunning as can be.

When you direct your letter direct to: Grace Bedell, Westfield, Chautauqua County, New York. I must not write any more; answer this letter right off.

Good bye
Grace Bedell

Posted
19 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

Ted needs to refamiliarize himself with a razor. Mutton chops?

I wear them from time to time man. They're gnarly

Posted
5 minutes ago, Boyst62 said:

I wear them from time to time man. They're gnarly

A cattle rancher with mutton chops? When the Bills aren't playing do you cheer for the Cheatriots?

Posted
21 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

 

Someone tell me again pot is harmless...

 

Apparently it can get you so high, you achieve orbit (or spectacularly blow up).

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