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Posted
1 hour ago, Koko78 said:

 

No way in hell I could ever let that go during oral argument without comment.

I'll start it:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it is obvious the prosecution cannot polish a turd". 

 

"The prosecution's case is going down the toilet."

 

"Listen to the flushing sound of the government's case."

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Posted
53 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

I'll start it:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it is obvious the prosecution cannot polish a turd". 

 

"The prosecution's case is going down the toilet."

 

"Listen to the flushing sound of the government's case."

 

Turn to opposing counsel and say: “I think they just finished reading your brief”.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, B-Man said:

 

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How much toilet paper am I going to need to stockpile for this murder hornet issue?

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

:lol: Mark is a pretty hilarious actor (was in the final few seasons of the Office, now on my favorite show of last year, What We Do In The Shadows) -- but this is pretty great. 

 

 

Wifey and I love that show.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Us too. It just cracks me up :lol: 

 

Did you watch the movie?

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