DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Tiberius said: I was just telling a little personal story and you want me crucified Yes. What story? 2
row_33 Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: Yes. What story? who do you want crucified today, Tom?
Tiberius Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Yes. What story? My electric snow blower story
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, Tiberius said: My electric snow blower story Let me explain the joke: "yes" refers to "Do you want me crucified?" "What story?" isn't a question meant to be answered, it's a statement to the effect that I didn't see any story. Thereby the implication being I simply want you crucified, regardless of any story. "What story?" being, in this case, a question used as a rhetorical device, which is usually known as a "rhetorical question." It's not something you answer. And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. 2
Tiberius Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Let me explain the joke: "yes" refers to "Do you want me crucified?" "What story?" isn't a question meant to be answered, it's a statement to the effect that I didn't see any story. Thereby the implication being I simply want you crucified, regardless of any story. "What story?" being, in this case, a question used as a rhetorical device, which is usually known as a "rhetorical question." It's not something you answer. And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. I'm sorry you wasted so much time writing that But at least it kept you out of trouble
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Tiberius said: I'm sorry you wasted so much time writing that But at least it kept you out of trouble I have to sincerely congratulate you on, for once, writing a good comeback. 1 1
row_33 Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 37 minutes ago, DC Tom said: And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. response of the year so far.... don haveta be a martyr, they lined up crucifixions by the hundreds in olden days, if i recall my Tacitus correctly...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626 Isn't this how Planet of the Apes started ? . 1
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) . . Edited December 7, 2019 by B-Man 2
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 Ryan Reynolds' response to the Peloton ad "controversy." Yes, same actress... 2 3
Koko78 Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626 Here's how they did it: https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/6340/Love-Gravy/ 1
Buffalo_Gal Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 4 hours ago, DC Tom said: Ryan Reynolds' response to the Peloton ad "controversy." Yes, same actress... 1
Foxx Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 1
3rdnlng Posted December 8, 2019 Author Posted December 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 Very nice. I had to listen to it twice since the first time I was distracted thinking that it was going to be an Ode To Achmed, the dead terrorist. They might want to trim out that door too. 1
Koko78 Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 Here's her twitter page. She has other performances on it: https://twitter.com/NoraOnly 2
Koko78 Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: This. Thread. Is. Awesome! 1
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