The Thread For Greg's Stashes

[Buffalo_Gal]

2 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

How about this:

 

https://www.autoblog.com/2019/02/01/manual-transmission-thwarts-car-thieves-alabama/

I cannot drive a manual. I must be pretty young after all!

[3rdnlng]

2 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

I cannot drive a manual. I must be pretty young after all!

Virtual teenager, eh?

[row_33]

i mentioned hands on a clock the other day and got a blank stare

 

 

[DC Tom]

4 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

This made me feel really old.
 

 

 

In her defense, has anyone in the history of anywhere ever correctly folded a road map?

[3rdnlng]

6 minutes ago, row_33 said:

i mentioned hands on a clock the other day and got a blank stare

 

 

Are you sure you pronounced clock clearly?

[row_33]

Just now, 3rdnlng said:

Are you sure you pronounced clock clearly?

 

to the pure of heart, everything is pure....

 

 

[3rdnlng]

Just now, row_33 said:

 

to the pure of heart, everything is pure....

 

 

Now you are ticking me off.

[Buffalo_Gal]

11 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

 

In her defense, has anyone in the history of anywhere ever correctly folded a road map?

I gave her a pass on that one. Takes me at least two tries.

[row_33]

4 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

Now you are ticking me off.

 

i don't mean to

honestly

 

i'm sorry..... so sorry.... please accept.... my apologeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

[Uncle Joe]

No Shyt

https://www.kxl.com/cannon-beach-want-horses-to-wear-diapers/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KXL&fbclid=IwAR3vhf6rwyfcyfCzlDFG4dc7NXEnQXZN9Hqp_KFb1oZdzdFpYqmNQMmM1b4

 

 

[TakeYouToTasker]

Omfg...  *this thread*
 

@Koko78 and any other legal eagles in the building, check this bad boy out.

 

 

[Koko78]

1 hour ago, TakeYouToTasker said:

Omfg...  *this thread*
 

@Koko78 and any other legal eagles in the building, check this bad boy out.

 

 

 

Wow. What a douche.

 

Very few people realize that most valuable asset any attorney has is his reputation in the legal community. It takes years/decades to build, and seconds to destroy. Dealing with other attorneys, prosecutors, judges, clerks, etc. is so much smoother, and better for your client, when they can trust what you say. For example, with a phone call, my boss can make schitt happen in most counties in WNY - and to a certain extent across NYS - because he's spent 50 years building, earning, and maintaining his reputation.

 

Getting caught perpetrating a fraud on the Court (and on opposing counsel) is deadly to most careers. Especially on something so ***** stupid as missing a discovery conference that was set up a week in advance.

 

When you do something like miss a conference as an attorney, you man up, say you're sorry, take your licks, and move on with life - no harm done. Quintoupling down on stupidity and lies is client-level insanity. He may very well not be practicing in that jurisdiction for a good long while because of this.

[Deranged Rhino]

[Buffalo_Gal]

Hubby sent me this. I have know idea what point he is trying to make. ?

 

[thebug]

23 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

Hubby sent me this. I have know idea what point he is trying to make. ?

 

My buddy used to say that when he wanted the old lady to drop a few pounds. Your husband doesn’t sound nice! 

[Buffalo_Gal]

Just now, thebug said:

My buddy used to say that when he wanted the old lady to drop a few pounds. Your husband doesn’t sound nice! 

 

You're a real charmer, aren't you?

 

[thebug]

2 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

 

You're a real charmer, aren't you?

 

Don’t shoot the messenger! 

[Azalin]

On 11/5/2019 at 8:58 PM, Uncle Joe said:

No Shyt

https://www.kxl.com/cannon-beach-want-horses-to-wear-diapers/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KXL&fbclid=IwAR3vhf6rwyfcyfCzlDFG4dc7NXEnQXZN9Hqp_KFb1oZdzdFpYqmNQMmM1b4

 

 

 

Mud flaps?

[DC Tom]

21 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

That does sound like something Stalin might joke.

 

http://antiterror.one/en/article/20-best-jokes-stalin

[Deranged Rhino]