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6 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

 

 

 

 

it won't be long before liberals and their friends are allowed to state on the internet whatever anti-Semitic comments they want

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

:lol: :beer: 

 

I just want to know who hired a ventriloquist... or what a ventriloquist is meeting Senators about. There's comedy gold there somewhere in those answers, I can smell it.

 

The ventriloquist was tired of having his hand up Da Nang Dick Blumenthal's ass, so he upgraded to something with more intelligence...

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Posted
4 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

:lol: :beer: 

 

I just want to know who hired a ventriloquist... or what a ventriloquist is meeting Senators about. There's comedy gold there somewhere in those answers, I can smell it.

You guys have no imagination. She's not there to teach the Senators anything, she's there to learn how to talk out of both sides of her mouth from the Senators.

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Ok we need to get to the next page because that thing is creepy and it is gonna give me nightmares.   ?

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

Ok we need to get to the next page because that thing is creepy and it is gonna give me nightmares.   ?

 

 

Image result for no i don't like that gif

 

 

 

 

 

UPDATE:

 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

Ok we need to get to the next page because that thing is creepy and it is gonna give me nightmares.   ?

 

 

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Posted
On June 17, 2019 at 7:52 PM, 4merper4mer said:

Heard it again and remember enough to summarize:

 

A very bright light shot up from the ground

There were a bunch of seemingly unrelated noises that confused people

What they were actually all hearing was the trannies generating the electricity

That electricity from the men wearing women's shoes killed him, not the bullet.

It made people think about how life is short and what they should do with their time.

 

 

I don't really buy it.

 

I was able to catch a line verbatim this time:

 

...but it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, was the low spark of high heeled boys.

 

It seems fake to me.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:

You people suck. :censored:


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It's rather telling that none of our posts bothered you enough to really complain until DC Tom posted a photo of the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Posted
1 minute ago, 3rdnlng said:

It's rather telling that none of our posts bothered you enough to really complain until DC Tom posted a photo of the Wicked Witch of the West.


That one WILL give me nightmares. {shudder}

Posted
3 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:


That one WILL give me nightmares. {shudder}

Actually, we need to give her some credit--she lasted 20 years with an Asian driver. :bag:

Posted
Just now, 3rdnlng said:

Actually, we need to give her some credit--she lasted 20 years with an Asian driver. :bag:


I am very ashamed to admit I laughed.  :bag: <--- appropriate 

Posted
43 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said:


I am very ashamed to admit I laughed.  :bag: <--- appropriate 

Asian drivers are the butt of a lot of jokes in LA and most likely other west coast cities too.

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200 Nebraska Farmers Remain Silent During Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farm

... On the auction day, more than 200 farmers were present there, David and his dad thought their chances were slim to win it, but decided to give it their best shot.

 

But what the farmers did next surprised David and his family.

 

When the auctioneer started the auction, David and his father placed their bid, but not a single of the other farmers spoke up.

 

It turned out that more than 200 farmers had a change of heart about the land and decided to not bid for the land, so that the young farmer could win it back for his family. ...

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Posted
2 hours ago, Foxx said:

200 Nebraska Farmers Remain Silent During Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farm

... On the auction day, more than 200 farmers were present there, David and his dad thought their chances were slim to win it, but decided to give it their best shot.

 

But what the farmers did next surprised David and his family.

 

When the auctioneer started the auction, David and his father placed their bid, but not a single of the other farmers spoke up.

 

It turned out that more than 200 farmers had a change of heart about the land and decided to not bid for the land, so that the young farmer could win it back for his family. ...

 

This is gonna be great material when DR moves up and starts writing some Hallmark classics. 

 

Just replace the main dude with a chick, give her a cow/pig/other cute farm animal with a loveable name, make the other male farmers bullies that learn a lesson, and the story writes itself.

 

With the money saved on writing the story they can afford to cast a washed up female country artist to be in it.

 

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