Just Jack Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 https://interestingengineering.com/sperm-donation-goes-hands-free-with-this-weird-chinese-automatic-sperm-collector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 That looks much more fun than providing a sample the old fashioned way. But I gotta say, they need some work on the design. Instead of the single base, shouldn't it be supported by two legs increasing in width as they go down, and have the top of the machine much more, uh, rounded, and with appropriately shaped handles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Who doesn’t have one already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Waiting until they come out with one that’s not made in China for... uh... fit purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 To answer the question posed in the thread title: My money is on DC Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Looks like it could be a fun toy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, mead107 said: Looks like it could be a fun toy? Looks like we have our first volunteer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 There could be a night deposit version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I hear that Starbucks is going to start installing these in their stores. And this is going to be an option in Ford's self-driving cars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, snafu said: I hear that Starbucks is going to start installing these in their stores. And this is going to be an option in Ford's self-driving cars. I have often said about certain vehicles: "for that kind of money, it should come with a BJ machine." Looks like that 's finally gonna be an option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 30 minutes ago, Philly McButterpants said: I have often said about certain vehicles: "for that kind of money, it should come with a BJ machine." Looks like that 's finally gonna be an option! If if someone would install one at my kitchen sink, I'd volunteer to wash the dishes more often. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 2:46 AM, Fadingpain said: To answer the question posed in the thread title: My money is on DC Tom. Of course it is DC Tom; he is smartest person on wall hence his sperm genes have most value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 2:46 AM, Fadingpain said: To answer the question posed in the thread title: My money is on DC Tom. Well, I am married, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 50 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Well, I am married, so... ...you're the target audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Not me!! I'll just leave it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Since it's in a hospital, does insurance cover the purchase? Asking for a friend....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 how could you stop at just one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I can see the day where there's one of these on every street corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 37 minutes ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said: I can see the day where there's one of these on every street corner. There aren't? then why do I keep seeing "man arrested for paying $50 for sex on fill in the blank street" on the news ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 11:06 AM, snafu said: I hear that Starbucks is going to start installing these in their stores. And this is going to be an option in Ford's self-driving cars. You mean the Ford Accu Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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