Fadingpain Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 I just heard from a very reliable source that Brady has been catching all week with no pitching whatsoever. Wants to save his stamina for the big game tomorrow. Anyone hear other game preparation rumors?
snafu Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Lots of Nair, lotion, and teeth whitening products.
Best Player Available Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 I heard he got a full facial yesterday....
Fadingpain Posted February 3, 2018 Author Posted February 3, 2018 On 2/3/2018 at 10:39 PM, Best Player Available said: I heard he got a full facial yesterday.... Expand And it didn't involve a trip to the beauty salon. (Rim shot).
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Getting a burner phone and letting the equipment guys know the optimum psi of the game day balls
Captain_Quint Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 He's been jarring his urine all year, in preparation for the locker room celebration afterwards.
Guffalo Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 He has been steadfast in preparation for the game by practicing to not sniff his finger after every snap under center..
Buffalo716 Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 2:52 AM, Guffalo said: He has been steadfast in preparation for the game by practicing to not sniff his finger after every snap under center.. Expand But that's the best part for him...
transient Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Heard he’s been going with the extra large butt plug because he wants to make sure he plays loose tomorrow. 1
Captain_Quint Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Hes been slapping every guy he meets on the ass for 4 weeks now.
Augie Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Kale enema right after breakfast. According to my source, anyway.....
PromoTheRobot Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 On 2/3/2018 at 7:19 PM, Fadingpain said: I just heard from a very reliable source that Brady has been catching all week with no pitching whatsoever. Wants to save his stamina for the big game tomorrow. Anyone hear other game preparation rumors? Expand Gisele owns a strap-on.
transient Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 Guess the rumor about Brady wearing out the JUGS machine was unfounded.
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