Fadingpain Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I just heard from a very reliable source that Brady has been catching all week with no pitching whatsoever. Wants to save his stamina for the big game tomorrow. Anyone hear other game preparation rumors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Lots of Nair, lotion, and teeth whitening products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I heard he got a full facial yesterday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 16 minutes ago, Best Player Available said: I heard he got a full facial yesterday.... And it didn't involve a trip to the beauty salon. (Rim shot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Getting a burner phone and letting the equipment guys know the optimum psi of the game day balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 He's been jarring his urine all year, in preparation for the locker room celebration afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 He has been steadfast in preparation for the game by practicing to not sniff his finger after every snap under center.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Guffalo said: He has been steadfast in preparation for the game by practicing to not sniff his finger after every snap under center.. But that's the best part for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Heard he’s been going with the extra large butt plug because he wants to make sure he plays loose tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hes been slapping every guy he meets on the ass for 4 weeks now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Is the letter H involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 He deflates his balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Kale enema right after breakfast. According to my source, anyway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 On 03/02/2018 at 2:19 PM, Fadingpain said: I just heard from a very reliable source that Brady has been catching all week with no pitching whatsoever. Wants to save his stamina for the big game tomorrow. Anyone hear other game preparation rumors? Gisele owns a strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Guess the rumor about Brady wearing out the JUGS machine was unfounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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