GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 Didn't Brad Pitt as Achilles taken out by Orlando Bloom's Paris? That's an automatic DQ in my book. 1
Royale with Cheese Posted January 23, 2018 Author Posted January 23, 2018 (edited) 39 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Didn't Brad Pitt as Achilles taken out by Orlando Bloom's Paris? That's an automatic DQ in my book. It's Achilles Mom's fault she didn't dip his entire body to be protected. Edited January 23, 2018 by Royale with Cheese
DC Tom Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 46 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: On the one hand, I think Achilles beats Maximus 9 times out of ten. But on the other hand, I would love to see Russell Crowe's Maximus slap that "I'm mad and I'm pouting and I'm oh-so-pretty" look of Brad Pitt's Achilles' face.
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: It's Achilles Mom's fault she did his entire body to be protected. You try dipping a baby demigod into a stream by the ankle! ...oh wait, how about then dipping him again rightside up..
Royale with Cheese Posted January 23, 2018 Author Posted January 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: You try dipping a baby demigod into a stream by the ankle! ...oh wait, how about then dipping him again rightside up.. After you quoted me, I realized how bad I just used the english language. Also, great joke.
The Poojer Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 i am going to say Brad Pitt because I think Angelina Jolie is a bit better looking than Danielle Spencer, not by much mind you, but in my opinion the ex-Mr. Anniston wins this one.
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 My bigger question is who sat down at casting and said 'you know who'd play a great Helen of Troy? Y'know, the woman whose face launched a thousand ships? Let's go see if DIANE KRUGER is available!' wtf 2
Royale with Cheese Posted January 23, 2018 Author Posted January 23, 2018 Just now, BringBackFergy said: Maximus. Next question. You want a next question? I'll give you a next question. 1
DC Tom Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 40 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: My bigger question is who sat down at casting and said 'you know who'd play a great Helen of Troy? Y'know, the woman whose face launched a thousand ships? Let's go see if DIANE KRUGER is available!' wtf Yeah, she's hideous. Poor Norman Reedus.
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Yeah, she's hideous. Poor Norman Reedus. Diane Kruger does zero for me. Sorry. We're talking Helen of Troy here, not...um...Hellen of Keller. Or whatever. Still. 1
Fadingpain Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 (edited) The correct answer is Maximus Decimus Meridius. You don't end up being Commander of the Armies of the North and General of the Felix Legions b/c you are some Greek guy's B word. Maximus would have him in chains being paraded naked through downtown Rome faster than you can say "Vercingetorix." Edited January 23, 2018 by Fadingpain 1
Royale with Cheese Posted January 23, 2018 Author Posted January 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Diane Kruger does zero for me. Sorry. We're talking Helen of Troy here, not...um...Hellen of Keller. Or whatever. Still. Worst post ever. Diane Kruger is gorgeous. 1
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Worst post ever. Diane Kruger is gorgeous. She's ok. Certainly attractive but definitely not gorgeous. Do I really need to break out the scale? Diane Kruger is firmly in that Naomi Watts/Kristen Dunst category.
Royale with Cheese Posted January 23, 2018 Author Posted January 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: She's ok. Certainly attractive but definitely not gorgeous. Do I really need to break out the scale? Diane Kruger is firmly in that Naomi Watts/Kristen Dunst category. You followed up a worst post ever with a worstest post ever.
Augie Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: You try dipping a baby demigod into a stream by the ankle! ...oh wait, how about then dipping him again rightside up.. My sister will scream at you if you double dip!!! 42 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Worst post ever. Diane Kruger is gorgeous. Put me in the Pro Diane Kruger camp! 1
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: You followed up a worst post ever with a worstest post ever. Too 16 but not franchise. Similar to Amy Adams.
/dev/null Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: Diane Kruger does zero for me. Sorry. We're talking Helen of Troy here, not...um...Hellen of Keller. Or whatever. Still. But seriously you gotta think like a movie studio. It's the mid 2000s and you have a movie with Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and tons of CGI. There goes most of your budget. You can't afford Natalie Portman or some A list beauty
GoBills808 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: But seriously you gotta think like a movie studio. It's the mid 2000s and you have a movie with Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and tons of CGI. There goes most of your budget. You can't afford Natalie Portman or some A list beauty I believe in the mid 2000s you could pretty much shuffle Orlando Bloom between sets on whichever films he was doing and he’d never have known the difference. He probably took a sword in his carry on.
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