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1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

meh that's not news   that stuff happens a lot in small towns  

 

Hell, I do it when I mow my neighbors lawn every week 

Wait... This is a euphemism, right?

 

:D

 

Pics/vids or it didn't happen...:P

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2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

"What a man does on the privacy of his own tractor, farm implement is his own business!  Live Free and tractor on!"

 

~JBoyst, "Fight the urban power"

 

"You can have my tractor when you pry it from my cold, dead legs."

 

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By "lawn tractor" do they mean a "riding lawnmower" ???

 

So this guy was hammered and riding a lawnmower at 3mph (slower than walking speed) on the road and the cops want to "bust him" for this?

 

Don't these guys have any real police work to do?

 

And while at it, when did "policeman" become the new word for "governmental jurisdictional fee collector" which is all they are in most areas in America.

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

By "lawn tractor" do they mean a "riding lawnmower" ???

 

So this guy was hammered and riding a lawnmower at 3mph (slower than walking speed) on the road and the cops want to "bust him" for this?

 

Don't these guys have any real police work to do?

 

And while at it, when did "policeman" become the new word for "governmental jurisdictional fee collector" which is all they are in most areas in America.

 

 

 

In the old days, they'd give Otis a ride home or a warm cot & open cell door in the Mayberry jail.

 

Posted
2 hours ago, Fadingpain said:

By "lawn tractor" do they mean a "riding lawnmower" ???

 

So this guy was hammered and riding a lawnmower at 3mph (slower than walking speed) on the road and the cops want to "bust him" for this?

 

Don't these guys have any real police work to do?

 

And while at it, when did "policeman" become the new word for "governmental jurisdictional fee collector" which is all they are in most areas in America.

 

 

 

My John Deere D105 Travels at 5.5 MPH

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