Euphemism Thread: "Getting Handy" Edition

[145B4IDIE]

Self explanatory.

 

Waxing the Yugo

[transient]

 

[snafu]

Raspberry flavor.

 

[Cripple Creek]

walking the dog

[Gugny]

Moving furniture.

[Fadingpain]

Badgering the witness.

 

 

Choking the cyclops.

[145B4IDIE]

upgrading the hardrive

[mead107]

Petting the cat ? 

[Wacka]

Pulling a Gatorman

[Gray Beard]

Choking the chicken

[Greybeard]

 

[Doc]

Selfie.

[Cugalabanza]

methodological solipsism 

[Fadingpain]

Galloping the maggot.

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Burping the worm 

[transient]

Punching the clown 

 

Roughing up the suspect 

[BringBackFergy]

Wrapping presents

[145B4IDIE]

firing the employee

[Fadingpain]

Playing the skin flute.

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Making knuckle children