unbillievable Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 57 minutes ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau When I was a kid, my brother told me that using a straw made you gay. I stopped using them. Maybe they should use my story in their campaign ads.
3rdnlng Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, unbillievable said: When I was a kid, my brother told me that using a straw made you gay. I stopped using them. Maybe they should use my story in their campaign ads. You think that would work in California? 1
Azalin Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau "We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release.
Koko78 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau Wow, that liberal idiot went full-on gatortard. Though I do love this bit: Quote Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Update: Reason spoke with Voleck Taing, a senior assistant to Assemblyman Calderon, who said they intend to amend the bill to remove the fines. I can see the conversations at the county jail now: "Hey man, whatcha in for?" "My ol' lady got mouthy, so I had to teach her a lesson, you?" "I gave a someone an unsolicited straw!"
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Wow, that liberal idiot went full-on gatortard. Though I do love this bit: I can see the conversations at the county jail now: "Hey man, whatcha in for?" "My ol' lady got mouthy, so I had to teach her a lesson, you?" "I gave a someone an unsolicited straw!" "I'd just had it with her. It was the last straw." "Same here..."
/dev/null Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, DC Tom said: "I'd just had it with her. It was the last straw." "Same here..." straw the mofo
Koko78 Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: straw the mofo Easy there, snitches get strawed in the yard.
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, /dev/null said: straw the mofo Literally, straw-man legislation.
Nanker Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Hope it’s the straw that breaks that jackass’s back.
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