Sig1Hunter Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Early discoverer that the Shake Weight style exercise can actually have health benefits. Began "trials" of his discovery in the early to mid 1970s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 ^^^ Routinely gets a standing ovation at the local karaoke bar when he sings Blondie's "The Tide is High"...especially his favorite verse "I'm not the kinda girl, who gives up just like thaaaaat....noooooo" as he points to his partner stage left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 ^Has never caught any ambulance he chases. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Is consistent in having a garbage plate for the Home Opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 ^ Former karaoke partner of Sig1Hunter. Was opposed to the idea of doing Blondie songs but agreed to do some upon Sig1Hunter's insistence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 picks his nose in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 ^^^ Regularly attends “Paint and Sip” parties for the sole purpose of expressing his emotions on canvas in a roomful of inebriated, “60 something” divorcees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Organizes 'Paint and Sip' parties. Gets judgy about those who attend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 ^^^^ Was a huge star in Swedish porn back in the '70s until an unfortunate incident with an industrial vacuum cleaner, a llama, and a kilo of cocaine forced him into early retirement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Enjoys watching expensive ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Doesn’t laugh when some one says seamen. (Speaking of ships) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 ^^ breeds gerbils unconventionally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Claims to be a direct descendant of the inventor of the squat thrust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Donor of the Year recipient, West Hollywood Russel Simmons' annual Gym Membership Fund Drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Coworkers refer to him as "The Great Motivator" because with him around they have to work so much harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 ^ Thought about starting a cult dedicated to the Hypnofrog, then canned the idea in favor of the Hypnotoad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Is the shortest, thinnest tall fat guy you'll ever meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Has a framed 8x10 glossy of William Shatner signed by Patrick Stewart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 ^^^ regularly scratches himself due to hemorrhoids and other personal issues in the region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 ^Has never heard of 'manscaping' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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