DC Tom Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Legal name is BuffaloFred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 He's actually a really, REALLY nice person. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^ Lets his dog lick plates before the dishwasher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Was the inspiration for the Buffalo Bill character in Silence of the Lambs. Go ahead, ask him for some lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Freely offers up advice to the homeless on re-decorating their crates and cartons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweats said: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Freely offers up advice to the homeless on re-decorating their crates and cartons ^^^^^^^ Doesn't really call Saul. Goes it alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Played first chair cowbell in his high school orchestra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^ Greases himself up in Crisco and pretends to be a lamp post in Philly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweats said: ^^^^^^^^^^^ Greases himself up in Crisco and pretends to be a lamp post in Philly ^^^^^ Doesn't really have cancer, just hyperhidrosis. Also, flunked 10th grade chemistry. (Sorry, stuck on your avatar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: ^^^^^ Doesn't really have cancer, just hyperhidrosis. Also, flunked 10th grade chemistry. (Sorry, stuck on your avatar) pulled me in closely, and told me he loved me. i wasn't against it, but it just wasn't the right time in my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Named his firstborn child Electric Mayhem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, teef said: pulled me in closely, and told me he loved me. i wasn't against it, but it just wasn't the right time in my life. He really did love it and still longs for it! 1 minute ago, shrader said: Named his firstborn child Electric Mayhem He really spells his name Schroeder, but pronounces it Shray-Der. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Impresses with his Walter Cronkite impression at wine and cheese tastings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^ Drives around in a van with "free candy" written on the sides, spreading his love wherever he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Really enjoyed the free candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^ Lived in Boston, NY for about 18 months before realizing he had not moved to Boston, Massachusetts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Is terribly confused over not being the subject of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^ writes free candy on his van just to call all the interested patrons a bunch of ******* idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^invites neighborhood children into his van to play with Schrodingers cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^ invites neighborhood cats into his van to play with children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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