Sig1Hunter Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 Early discoverer that the Shake Weight style exercise can actually have health benefits. Began "trials" of his discovery in the early to mid 1970s.
BringBackFergy Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 ^^^ Routinely gets a standing ovation at the local karaoke bar when he sings Blondie's "The Tide is High"...especially his favorite verse "I'm not the kinda girl, who gives up just like thaaaaat....noooooo" as he points to his partner stage left.
Just Jack Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 ^Has never caught any ambulance he chases. 1
CowgirlsFan Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 Is consistent in having a garbage plate for the Home Opener.
Fadingpain Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 ^ Former karaoke partner of Sig1Hunter. Was opposed to the idea of doing Blondie songs but agreed to do some upon Sig1Hunter's insistence.
BringBackFergy Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 ^^^ Regularly attends “Paint and Sip” parties for the sole purpose of expressing his emotions on canvas in a roomful of inebriated, “60 something” divorcees.
snafu Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Organizes 'Paint and Sip' parties. Gets judgy about those who attend. 1
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 ^^^^ Was a huge star in Swedish porn back in the '70s until an unfortunate incident with an industrial vacuum cleaner, a llama, and a kilo of cocaine forced him into early retirement. 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Doesn’t laugh when some one says seamen. (Speaking of ships)
Azalin Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Claims to be a direct descendant of the inventor of the squat thrust.
GoBills808 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Donor of the Year recipient, West Hollywood Russel Simmons' annual Gym Membership Fund Drive
/dev/null Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Coworkers refer to him as "The Great Motivator" because with him around they have to work so much harder
Fadingpain Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 ^ Thought about starting a cult dedicated to the Hypnofrog, then canned the idea in favor of the Hypnotoad.
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Is the shortest, thinnest tall fat guy you'll ever meet.
/dev/null Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Has a framed 8x10 glossy of William Shatner signed by Patrick Stewart
BuffaloBill Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 ^^^ regularly scratches himself due to hemorrhoids and other personal issues in the region.
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