Seasons1992 Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 He's actually a really, REALLY nice person. Seriously.
ricojes Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^ Lets his dog lick plates before the dishwasher...
shrader Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Was the inspiration for the Buffalo Bill character in Silence of the Lambs. Go ahead, ask him for some lotion.
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Freely offers up advice to the homeless on re-decorating their crates and cartons
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 3:14 PM, Sweats said: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Freely offers up advice to the homeless on re-decorating their crates and cartons Expand ^^^^^^^ Doesn't really call Saul. Goes it alone.
PastaJoe Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Played first chair cowbell in his high school orchestra.
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^ Greases himself up in Crisco and pretends to be a lamp post in Philly 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 3:44 PM, Sweats said: ^^^^^^^^^^^ Greases himself up in Crisco and pretends to be a lamp post in Philly Expand ^^^^^ Doesn't really have cancer, just hyperhidrosis. Also, flunked 10th grade chemistry. (Sorry, stuck on your avatar)
teef Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 3:51 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: ^^^^^ Doesn't really have cancer, just hyperhidrosis. Also, flunked 10th grade chemistry. (Sorry, stuck on your avatar) Expand pulled me in closely, and told me he loved me. i wasn't against it, but it just wasn't the right time in my life. 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 3:54 PM, teef said: pulled me in closely, and told me he loved me. i wasn't against it, but it just wasn't the right time in my life. Expand He really did love it and still longs for it! On 1/22/2018 at 3:58 PM, shrader said: Named his firstborn child Electric Mayhem Expand He really spells his name Schroeder, but pronounces it Shray-Der.
Azalin Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Impresses with his Walter Cronkite impression at wine and cheese tastings.
Sweats Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^^^ Drives around in a van with "free candy" written on the sides, spreading his love wherever he goes.
Fadingpain Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 ^ Lived in Boston, NY for about 18 months before realizing he had not moved to Boston, Massachusetts.
DC Tom Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Is terribly confused over not being the subject of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain."
Buffalo716 Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^ writes free candy on his van just to call all the interested patrons a bunch of ******* idiots
/dev/null Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^invites neighborhood children into his van to play with Schrodingers cat
Buffalo716 Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 ^^^^ invites neighborhood cats into his van to play with children
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