Fadingpain Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Share with us any small piece of information or little known fact you may have regarding the previous poster.
Cugalabanza Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Most people don’t know that Mr. Fadingpain was the inventor of ice cream sandwiches. And the world is a better place for it.
mead107 Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cugalabanza said: Most people don’t know that Mr. Fadingpain was the inventor of ice cream sandwiches. And the world is a better place for it. Has a huge Bills tattoo on his back 1
Fadingpain Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 ^ Briefly flirted with the idea of dropping out of school to join the circus, then thought better of it.
Virgil Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^consistently chooses the urinal beside other dudes when there are other ones available 1
Cugalabanza Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Virgil’s soon to be released book on strangers’ bathroom habits and the cultural implications is getting very positive early reviews. The NY Times Review of Books said, “Urine for a treat if you read this book.” 2
transient Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Prefers “opossum” to “possum” for her favorite pie recipe, owing to a mishap with a wallaby and an ensuing mistrust of all things Australian.
Fadingpain Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 ^ Has a large collection of posters featuring muscular men with large afros.
BringBackFergy Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^^ Once traveled with Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus with his own sideshow called “F. Pain’s Ultimate Sword Swallowing”.
transient Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^His screen name, contrary to popular belief, is a reference to his favorite cat, Ferguson, whom he buried in the old Micmac burial ground after he died. Unfortunately, the ground is sour. Sometimes dead is better, BBF.
Gugny Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^^ Has lived in the same place his entire life and has never left his house. 1
mead107 Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^ Has lived in the same place his entire life and has never left his house. Only changes his underwear on Monday.
BringBackFergy Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^^^ His parents chose the name mead107 not only because mead106 was already taken, but because mead107 is roughly translated as "Man who gives great head..........and neck massages to strangers" in his native tongue. 1
Another Fan Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Offers up free advise..... if he likes you
Roundybout Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Puts water balloons under his shirt ju-u-u-st to see what he would look like.
Virgil Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ^believes the best way to ask a girl out is by giving her a hair doll he made in secret from her
Fadingpain Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 ^ Tremendous lover of ancient Roman poetry. Went with screen name "Virgil" because "Publius Vergilius Maro" seemed too complicated for a site dedicated to football. Wept uncontrollably at the elegant beauty of The Aeneid upon his first reading.
CowgirlsFan Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Has amazing knowledge of European Literature.
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