Just Jack Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Go to Portland..... http://www.wweek.com/news/courts/2017/11/29/in-portland-you-can-steal-cars-over-and-over-and-get-away-with-it-heres-how/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 All those years playing GTA will finally pay off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Quote Evidence at the scene suggested Shipe knew he was driving a stolen truck. He had bolt cutters, multiple sets of keys, and a locked case labeled—amazingly—"Crime Committing Kit." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 So the politicians refused to change the ruling because they don't want to send drug abusers to jail. So they agree with that woman who asked how her kid will be able to afford his sneakers if he isn't allowed to rob houses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Drug addicts are not criminals. They are sick people that need help, and prosecution all of the thieves might create a disparate racial impact so it makes sense not to pursue these crimes. In Chicago you can have your car or contents of your car or your purse or wallet stolen and if you happen to know where those items went and you report to the police where your stuff is, the police will tell you point blank that they aren't going to pursue your property and that you the victim are not to attempt to recover your property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: All those years playing GTA will finally pay off! Does Portland frown upon picking up a hooker, smacking her with a baseball bat, taking my money back, and running over her corpse? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, /dev/null said: Does Portland frown upon picking up a hooker, smacking her with a baseball bat, taking my money back, and running over her corpse? Everything goes in Portland, at least according to Portlandia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Does Portland frown upon picking up a hooker, smacking her with a baseball bat, taking my money back, and running over her corpse? Running over the corpse seems excessive to me. You could get a ticket for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Remember NYC was way worse than this until Rudy quickly made it fit for mankind again? 1 minute ago, Cugalabanza said: Running over the corpse seems excessive to me. You could get a ticket for that. You can only deliberately run over 8 people on the bike path before you might get in trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 32 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Does Portland frown upon picking up a hooker, smacking her with a baseball bat, taking my money back, and running over her corpse? As long as you can claim she's just a friend, and you didn't know she was a hooker, they'll ignore your duffel bag labelled "Prostitute Slaying Kit." 5 minutes ago, Cugalabanza said: Running over the corpse seems excessive to me. You could get a ticket for that. Improper disposition of a body, of course. Dead hookers belong in shallow graves or in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, DC Tom said: As long as you can claim she's just a friend, and you didn't know she was a hooker, they'll ignore your duffel bag labelled "Prostitute Slaying Kit." Improper disposition of a body, of course. Dead hookers belong in shallow graves or in the river. I don't know anything about a "Prostitute Slaying Kit" but I do tend to travel light. Just a silenced pistol or desert eagle coupled with an assault rifle, shotgun, or sniper rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Improper disposition of a body, of course. Leaving the scene of a property damage accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Quote Cars go missing from every neighborhood in Portland. They are stolen when people leave them warming up in the driveway or leave the keys inside when they grab a coffee at the gas station. Looks like Portland also ranks highest in dumbasses per capita too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Looks like Portland also ranks highest in dumbasses per capita too. You'd fit right in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Looks like Portland also ranks highest in dumbasses per capita too. This is the same state where people are too stupid to pump their own gas. Don't blame these criminals, they are just using the "Hilary" defense; it's not illegal if you don't know it's a crime. And the courts in Oregon agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 I'd love to see the reaction if someone stole the Court of Appeals judges' cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Forget about it Tibs, its Portlandia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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