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Dana Carvey: "Chopping broccoli".

 

From memory:

 

"My lady, she went downtown...she bought some broccoli, she brought it ho---ome....she's chopping broccoli.  She's chopping broccoli!  She's chopping brocccc---oooooo---llllllll------iiiiiii, she's chopping broccoli."

 

 

 

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Written from the point of view of the bacon:

 

"There was a time when bacon sandwiches
Were everyone's favourite snack
I'm delicious when I'm crunchy
Even when I'm almost black
So why you make a soup with me
I just can't understand
It seems so bloody tasteless
Not to mention underhand"
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