seregil42 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, teef said: we have a pantry that we find him just hanging out in, shopping for anything at eye level. we had to move the food to the top shelves. At least your dog doesn't break down doors, Hooch-style, like mine does. I have to hide the garbage on top of my fridge and her food out in the garage. Anything that's left on a counter (which is NOT at eye-level) does not survive the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: Oh yeah...same. We actually had to put rubber bands on the kitchen pantry door knobs to hold them together...it's like babysitting. The only special arrangement we had to make was to buy a garbage container that could ONLY be opened by using your foot. Luckily, my dog isn't tall enough to reach the counter without a pretty nice jump. So I quickly (only one burger) learned to keep any food away from the edges. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Muellers Ghost Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) Edited January 17, 2018 by Jamie Muellers Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, seregil42 said: At least your dog doesn't break down doors, Hooch-style, like mine does. I have to hide the garbage on top of my fridge and her food out in the garage. Anything that's left on a counter (which is NOT at eye-level) does not survive the day. lol! that is outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 12 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: a dogs mouth /tongue is cleaner than a humans. To the OP,our pitbull named Ellie has free run in our/her home. Pitbulls are the best!!! We have two! We absolutely do, ours have free run of our house too. They lick the plates as they are putting them in the dishwasher. If we were eating something spicy they'll learn. Though they haven't yet. Though we did find out the one does not like deer meat which is strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 29 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Wife and I have had labs over the last 22 years....apparently, they have stomachs made of industrial strength teflon. Our dogs have eaten loafs of bread (with and without the bag), shoes (always one shoe from three different pairs so the remaining good shoes are worthless), bags of Hershey kisses (how they removed the foil is beyond me), sponge candy, and (my favorite incident) FIVE bacon wrapped filet mignon sitting on a cookie sheet on the counter waiting go on the grill. Our dogs have been hit by my snowmobile, one was run over by my father in law's landscape trailer, and all of them have licked plates. These damn dogs are pretty friggin durable and all of them have lived to about 13 years old. About 11 years ago, I was bringing in a plate full of cooked pork chops from the grill. Our new (at the time) kitten, Maceo, tried to bolt outside as I opened the door and I instinctively bent over to block him - sending every pork chop to the ground (mulch). Ruined. And I dropped my platter, which was my first Father's Day gift, "from my son." That little bastard is a) still kicking and b) still an escape artist. And I've never stopped reminding him that he was responsible for a lost dinner and platter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I pay about $15 for a 15 lb. bag of Beneful. It lasts about a month. Truth be told, when she was a puppy, we tried the expensive stuff and she hated it. She's been eating Beneful ever since. Unfortunately our one dog has a food allergy so we have to buy her the expensive stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 I don’t understand how this is a thing that people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 25 minutes ago, teef said: we have a pantry that we find him just hanging out in, shopping for anything at eye level. we had to move the food to the top shelves. 22 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Oh yeah...same. We actually had to put rubber bands on the kitchen pantry door knobs to hold them together...it's like babysitting. Ever hear of tough love? Kick their asses every now and then and show them who's boss. (joking) 4 minutes ago, CountDorkula said: Unfortunately our one dog has a food allergy so we have to buy her the expensive stuff. shop around. Don't settle for the easy places - I found that Pet Smart and Petco overcharge for just about everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr. Fong said: I don’t understand how this is a thing that people do. I just finished eating some tuna fish on a bed of shredded lettuce (the tuna, not I, was on the lettuce). My dog patiently waited for me to finish, then proceeded to lick the plate so clean that I'm tempted to put it right back in the cupboard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 lol no. The cult of dog has gone way too far. My friends have a dog who doesn't go in the kitchen, as she's not allowed to. That's the right idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I just finished eating some tuna fish on a bed of shredded lettuce (the tuna, not I, was on the lettuce). My dog patiently waited for me to finish, then proceeded to lick the plate so clean that I'm tempted to put it right back in the cupboard. too late. i already have the picture in my head. shirts are off in my fantas...i mean gross thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: lol no. The cult of dog has gone way too far. My friends have a dog who doesn't go in the kitchen, as she's not allowed to. That's the right idea. I had TWO friends like that!! One had a beagle named Regal (awesome name, by the way, for any Three's Company fans out there). If she came into the same room they were eating in, he would just point and say, "go," and the dog would turn right around and disappear. The other had some lab mix. He would say in a very deep voice, "you beggin'?" and that was the dog's queue to vamoose. 1 minute ago, teef said: too late. i already have the picture in my head. shirts are off in my fantas...i mean gross thought. Now I'm picturing myself sitting on a bed of lettuce, no shirt, eating tuna out of a can. That would make an awesome t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Gugny said: The other had some lab mix. He would say in a very deep voice, "you beggin'?" and that was the dog's queue to vamoose. This cracked me up. I'm imagining Chef's voice from South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Gross. No...just no. And now I’m envisioning Gugny naked on a bed of lettuce eating tuna fish. For some reason Gugny looks just like Jack Black in my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, teef said: too late. i already have the picture in my head. shirts are off in my fantas...i mean gross thought. His shirt is off too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I just finished eating some tuna fish on a bed of shredded lettuce (the tuna, not I, was on the lettuce). My dog patiently waited for me to finish, then proceeded to lick the plate so clean that I'm tempted to put it right back in the cupboard. yeah but.... I'll bet he was busy licking his ass before he got to that plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: This cracked me up. I'm imagining Chef's voice from South Park. Damn close, Levi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: His shirt is off too. do you have to ruin everything? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, teef said: do you have to ruin everything? do you have to not capitalize the first letter of each word? think of the children. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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