mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 22 hours ago, mead107 said: Thinking what kind of a part time job I would want if I was looking for a part time job. What would your choice be? 43 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: So your first post was “thinking of getting a part time job” and now you say “not even thinking of getting a job”....?? I thought long and hard about my suggestion. Where should I send my bill? I got to say Fergy, I need someone else to review the contract on the nudist campground ⛺️ You missed the little word “IF”. I will I’ll send you a couple meadcoins for you service. I could come up and clean clean your office in my maids outfit if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, mead107 said: I got to say Fergy, I need someone else to review the contract on the nudist campground ⛺️ You missed the little word “IF”. I will I’ll send you a couple meadcoins for you service. I could come up and clean clean your office in my maids outfit if you want. Will you be my butler for a week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 As long as I can take a shower at you place. Do I get to sleep with you and your wife?? 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: Will you be my butler for a week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I know this sounds like a joke, but if we can keep our minds out of the gutter for a minute... After my father passed away, my mother lived alone for a few years. All the widows shared a few handymen. Minor home repairs, maintenance, etc. All paid with cash. A good handyman could be as busy as he wanted to be. Mom said she never found anyone as good as dad, but the handymen enabled her to stay in the house for a few years until she moved to a senior citizen apartment complex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 44 minutes ago, mead107 said: As long as I can take a shower at you place. Do I get to sleep with you and your wife?? We have an extra room for you (and the dogs and cats). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Id drive cars around for the auto auction, or deliver drugs for pharmacies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 Deep clean you loved ones home New business we will clean your elders home top to bottom. Move every thing dust and vacuuming Take everything down and wash we will do everything that has not been done in years 36 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: We have an extra room for you (and the dogs and cats). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 beaver groomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 I still like the idea of male strippers for nursing homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, mead107 said: I still like the idea of male strippers for nursing homes. that could have legs for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, mead107 said: Deep clean you loved ones home New business we will clean your elders home top to bottom. Move every thing dust and vacuuming Take everything down and wash we will do everything that has not been done in years Honestly, I think there is a huge market for household assistants for elderly. I know a lot of old people who would happily pay to have all sorts of things done, even things as easy as changing lightbulbs. Many of them can't do it if it involves a step stool or step ladder. Drive them around. Run errands. Stack wood. Mow lawns. Shovel snow. Move heavy objects. Repair things. etc. When a kid tells me they wish they could get a job, I tell them to run a classified ad in a local paper offering those services to older folks. Or print up some business cards and knock on some doors. Personally, I would want to be a high end pimp. Take sexually promiscuous twenty or thirty something chicks and set them up with rich 40, 50, 60 year old dudes who pay me a cut for hooking them up. Oddly enough, I was in a position some years back where I got asked about this from guys all the time. I had to say, "No dude. I'm not a pimp." The demand for it is very high. So many dudes want to just pay cash for tail and avoid the complications of small talk, courting and dating. Edited January 13, 2018 by PolishDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: So your first post was “thinking of getting a part time job” and now you say “not even thinking of getting a job”....?? I thought long and hard about my suggestion. Where should I send my bill? To the Rams and Patriots with the other Bills. Edited January 13, 2018 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 22 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: Cheech & Chong. "How I spent my summer vacation.... I woke up...." Pay up. Mead, send him 1,000 of your finest coins and put it on my tab. On a serious note I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. I have no idea if you have any wineries close by but if you do work the tasting room. Wait nevermind. I can see it now. "this is a <hic> lovely Canerbet Saugivon from our 2016 vintage. Shpeaking of 2016...did I ever tell you <hic> the shtory about the Bills home opener that <hic> year? No, it was shtoooooooopendous!. Shef Jiiiiim <hic> locked his keys....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Edited January 13, 2018 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 7 hours ago, PolishDave said: Personally, I would want to be a high end pimp. Take sexually promiscuous twenty or thirty something chicks and set them up with rich 40, 50, 60 year old dudes who pay me a cut for hooking them up. Oddly enough, I was in a position some years back where I got asked about this from guys all the time. I had to say, "No dude. I'm not a pimp." The demand for it is very high. So many dudes want to just pay cash for tail and avoid the complications of small talk, courting and dating. I've always thought this would be a good job also. Figure out a way to write an escort contract so that if these girls get picked up for prostitution that you can not be shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 bus driver or security guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 41 minutes ago, Just Jack said: I've always thought this would be a good job also. Figure out a way to write an escort contract so that if these girls get picked up for prostitution that you can not be shut down. My biggest hesitation towards it is that you can pretty much expect to get arrested at some point. The shame on me that would bring from my extended family, in-laws, business contacts, etc. is a deal breaker. It's one thing to get arrested - not a big deal. Getting arrested for being a pimp - yeah that would get me shunned from a good chunk of the family. That, and the fact that I think my rectum is too small to survive any lengthy amount of Jail time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 The local bakery always has a help wanted sign on it. My issue would be I'd be too tempted to eat everything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Delivery driver using own car. Not like pizza delivery, but daytime delivering products to businesses. My brother-in-law does it delivering products to dentist offices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Been retired for almost 4 years now. Up until now, I've had no interest in a part-time job, but I have plenty to keep me busy around the house and a couple different volunteer opportunities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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