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You hate to get between a man and his dildo. Especially THAT man.

 

Poor cops never know which nut job is actually dangerous. What else might he have in that bag besides a giant dildo? 

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2 hours ago, mead107 said:

It was my favorite toy and all I wanted FlAz to do was give me back my straps that I left in his shed. ?

 

Maybe you should have selected a smaller size (I understand you need the extra large variety)...less intimidating for the officer. 

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1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said:

Someone needs to work “Stromboli” into the jokes.....

 

Please don’t make me! I can’t see a way to make it end well. Every body love a ..... just no. 

 

PS - going to Cincinnati tomorrow. I’ll be at Dana’s pre-game Saturday if you’re free. If you’ve got the kids.....ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF THAT! 

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Flaz, please send the straps to Fergy when you get a chance. He is my attorney on this minor little problem. 

9 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Maybe you should have selected a smaller size (I understand you need the extra large variety)...less intimidating for the officer. 

 

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