swede316 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Worst 3 words I ever heard in my life.....from my brother at 7:30 AM on June 12, 2001........... Our father's gone. 268869[/snapback] Had that similar conversation on 17 Feb 1982 ......" Your dad died"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cåblelady Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Had that similar conversation on 17 Feb 1982 ......" You're dad died"........ 268871[/snapback] Lost my mom on May 2, 1983. Sucks being an orphan.....especially since I am the youngest and I was "daddy's little girl". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Ashlee Simpson Live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Sorry to hear that cablelady...My mom will outlive her five sons in spite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Mom, I'm broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NEEDFREDJACKSONNOW Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Take cold shower! I'm really tired.... My Mom's here we're closing now... Mularkey to Vincent: "What's that noise?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasoninMT Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 And how could we forget these wonderful words... "License and Registration" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IDBillzFan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 You're how old??? 269029[/snapback] You're HOW young??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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