DC Tom Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it.
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it. Of course it's up to the ER to set the triage, no? I would think it would be preggo lady, you, then unstable teen. Who's bleeding more? You or the woman w/child? Bummer about the hand... How'd the chisel find your hand? Hope nobody is hacking up a lung w/the flu all over you... That would suck! Edited January 30, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, CowgirlsFan said: So how are things going now? They amputated his hand... He can't type.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: They amputated his hand... He can't type. the wrong hand because someone didn't use the proper ink marker Good luck Tom.
shrader Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 10 hours ago, DC Tom said: So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it. I was kind of hoping the mentally ill teenager was actually the one working the front desk.
Nanker Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 Common people. Stay OFF topic. Just don't think about Penguins and Tom Petty for the next few minutes and you'll be okay.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 The flu sucks. My whole body hurts.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 construction workers have banging on the walls for 5 hours today and now they are making odd noises (at work) 2 hours ago, Nanker said: Common people. Stay OFF topic. There aint no common people here.
/dev/null Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: The flu sucks. My whole body hurts. Had it about a week ago and it was an asskicker
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 Harley Davidson is closing a plant in KC
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 7 more weeks to go The weather will turn and the weeds will start growing
Fadingpain Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 We are on the eve of the Spielwarenmesse in Nürnberg! Yee-haa!
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 I hear Happy is one messed up TV show
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