CowgirlsFan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Almost done with the laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it. Of course it's up to the ER to set the triage, no? I would think it would be preggo lady, you, then unstable teen. Who's bleeding more? You or the woman w/child? Bummer about the hand... How'd the chisel find your hand? Hope nobody is hacking up a lung w/the flu all over you... That would suck! Edited January 30, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 So how are things going now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, CowgirlsFan said: So how are things going now? They amputated his hand... He can't type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: They amputated his hand... He can't type. the wrong hand because someone didn't use the proper ink marker Good luck Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 10 hours ago, DC Tom said: So I'm sitting in the ER, having just stuck a bench chisel in to my hand half an hour ago. In front of me, a clearly mentally ill teenager who'd make most of our illiterati here look stable. Behind me, a woman seven months pregnant and bleeding (not "spotting." Bleeding.) Of course, I took one look at preggers woman and said "No, you go ahead." Mental teen is vacillating between telling preggers "I was here first!" and telling his mom "I don't need to be here, my mind is just !@#$ing with me!" Gonna be a fun night. I'll just keep live blogging it. I was kind of hoping the mentally ill teenager was actually the one working the front desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Common people. Stay OFF topic. Just don't think about Penguins and Tom Petty for the next few minutes and you'll be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I am seriously attracted to Amber Heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 The flu sucks. My whole body hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 It’s snowing lightly right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 construction workers have banging on the walls for 5 hours today and now they are making odd noises (at work) 2 hours ago, Nanker said: Common people. Stay OFF topic. There aint no common people here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 A suitcase is being packed later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: The flu sucks. My whole body hurts. Had it about a week ago and it was an asskicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Harley Davidson is closing a plant in KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I'm about over winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 7 more weeks to go The weather will turn and the weeds will start growing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 We are on the eve of the Spielwarenmesse in Nürnberg! Yee-haa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I just found a toenail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I hear Happy is one messed up TV show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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