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In the town where i was born, lived a man who sailed the seas

And he told us of his life, in the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine

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Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

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30 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

Unfortunately I think I'm seeing a few gray hairs. So much for good clean living.

Beats fewer hairs.

No Sahlen's and cabbage tonight.

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4 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

If there is a zombie apocalypse, will the zombies eat Keith Richards...or just assume he is a fellow zombie?

 

Was the bible the first book about a zombie?

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16 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’ve always been a boxer type of guy, but everyone seems to be wearing boxer briefs.  What’s the deal?  I like my boys to have room to roam.

 

Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet.

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1 hour ago, joesixpack said:

 

Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet.

Scrotal swelling conversations are not allowed. 

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1 hour ago, joesixpack said:

 

Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet.

 

Yikes!  Was it from your boys bouncing around in there?  I’ve never hear of such a thing.  My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them.  I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them.

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Yikes!  Was it from your boys bouncing around in there?  I’ve never hear of such a thing.  My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them.  I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them.

 

Yeah man hangin low and jostling.

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