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8 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

What two odd numbers, when added together, yield a multiple of 6543 and when divided by each other (with a 5), have 9 digits that follow in sequence.

 

Please show your work.

Do your own homework Sue

 

 

5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Have any of you folks ever borrowed something from a neighbor and "forgot" to give it back?

 

What if you "borrow" a poor, elderly, widow's $1000 grill next door and use it for three or four years? Is that ok?

Sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer 

2 hours ago, joesixpack said:

Your mother was a hamster.

 

Your father smelt of elderberries 

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When my daughter was a baby, she used to sometimes scratch her face in her sleep. One morning she had a bad scab on her nose. My wife washed it, kissed it and put some neosporin on it.  Later that day when we picked up my daughter from daycare, the scab had magically healed (turned out it had just been a gross booger).

 

Now, years later, I still mess with my wife about it, call her booger kisser, etc... If she tries to give me the business about something, I can always say, at least I didn’t kiss a booger.

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PSA   Buyer beware  

 

I was scammed ordering a jersey from www.nfljerseys.online

 

they made 5 transactions in the $20 range beyond the original price of the jersey   :censored:'s

2 hours ago, mead107 said:

Who has eaten a cat?

Big cat in Africa,  or so I was told.   

 

you never know what you are eating 

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