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8 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

What two odd numbers, when added together, yield a multiple of 6543 and when divided by each other (with a 5), have 9 digits that follow in sequence.

 

Please show your work.

Do your own homework Sue

 

 

5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Have any of you folks ever borrowed something from a neighbor and "forgot" to give it back?

 

What if you "borrow" a poor, elderly, widow's $1000 grill next door and use it for three or four years? Is that ok?

Sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer 

2 hours ago, joesixpack said:

Your mother was a hamster.

 

Your father smelt of elderberries 

Posted
1 minute ago, Just Jack said:

Do your own homework Sue

 

 

Sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer 

Whoever would do that to a poor widow should be locked up for years!!!

 

(ahem)

Posted
2 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

Do your own homework Sue

 

 

Sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer 

Your father smelt of elderberries 

Go away before I taunt you again!

Posted
1 hour ago, Gray Beard said:

Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spendin' all my money
But I'll still be alive

 

 

Posted
6 minutes ago, joesixpack said:

 

Congratulations on posting the very worst of 90s music 

 

How about I follow it up with one of the best?

 

 

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When my daughter was a baby, she used to sometimes scratch her face in her sleep. One morning she had a bad scab on her nose. My wife washed it, kissed it and put some neosporin on it.  Later that day when we picked up my daughter from daycare, the scab had magically healed (turned out it had just been a gross booger).

 

Now, years later, I still mess with my wife about it, call her booger kisser, etc... If she tries to give me the business about something, I can always say, at least I didn’t kiss a booger.

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Posted
13 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

Are 315ers still called knuckle draggers?  

Honestly....I have been here 42 of my 47 years and that has never been a term used for 315ers as far as I know. There are many places you can hear banjo's though

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PSA   Buyer beware  

 

I was scammed ordering a jersey from www.nfljerseys.online

 

they made 5 transactions in the $20 range beyond the original price of the jersey   :censored:'s

2 hours ago, mead107 said:

Who has eaten a cat?

Big cat in Africa,  or so I was told.   

 

you never know what you are eating 

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