Fadingpain Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Has anyone heard any rumors recently about Jacksonville's QB Blake Bortles? I heard he is a werewolf and in fact, has no knees. Any others?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I former college girlfriend of mine dated him a while back when he was at UCF. She told me that he was into feet. In a sexual way. That’s all I got. Oh, and he lost one of his nipples in a moped accident.
Fadingpain Posted January 1, 2018 Author Posted January 1, 2018 Interesting. I heard feet are not the only body part he's into...apparently he also likes elbows and knees. Perhaps somehow strangely related to the fact that doesn't have any of his own?!
Doc Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I heard the Jags will cut him rather than pay him a $19M base salary.
BringBackFergy Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I heard that he likes dropping into peoples homes in VT and showering. Weird...but the homeowners are ok with it. 2
transient Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I heard his parents were going to name him Blaine, but were too concerned that Blaine sounded more like a major appliance than a name. Oh, and apparently they also think he sucks.
Doc Brown Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 With the Jags defense, Tyrod would pry be the perfect fit for the Jags short term (or Alex Smith). It has to be rare to have two teams playing in a Wild Card game where both teams will be looking to upgrade their QB spot next year.
Doc Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, transient said: I heard his parents were going to name him Blaine, but were too concerned that Blaine sounded more like a major appliance than a name. Oh, and apparently they also think he sucks. Should've named him Hoover.
The Poojer Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 His grandfather belongs/belonged to the same country club as my parents, North of syracuse. There were always rumors about Blake feeding puppies and kittens to random reptiles he came across in his daily life
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I heard he was of French origin and you actually are supposed to pronounce his last name “bor-lay.” That’s how he actually says it.
Gugny Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 My aunt used to babysit him when she lived in Oviedo, FL about 20 years ago. Said he was a quirky kid. Has kept in touch with Blake's mom over the years. I guess he's still quirky. He's got this thing where he plucks his own hair from his body (only below the neck) and uses the hairs to tie flies. The part where it gets really weird is that he doesn't fish. He just calls them "his flies," names them and puts them in individual little cases. 1
/dev/null Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 i heard he posts here under the name westerndecline 1 1
frostbitmic Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I've heard that he's looking at buying a house near Letchworth Park ... follow the money.
DC Tom Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was a real quarterback. Nobody ever saw him throw or knew anybody that ever caught a pass directly for him, but to hear Marrone tell it, anybody could have caught a pass from Bortles. You never knew what he was doing. That was his power. The greatest trick Bortles ever pulled was convincing the world he was an NFL QB. 2
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 It’s crazy how bortles didn’t throw a football until his 23rd birthday. Was more into Magic The Gathering than sports.
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) He often uses the last square of toilet paper and doesn't change the roll, and when he does he puts it on so you have to pull from the bottom. Edited January 1, 2018 by RaoulDuke79
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Blake Bortles was once catfished by a Hawaiian transsexual named Tanti Me’o.
Cripple Creek Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Rumor has it Blake Bortles is currently trolling Bills fans by posting nonsense about McCoy faking his injury.
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Bortles actually graduated from Harvard. I believe he is the only starting QB in the NFL from Harvard (or at least I have never heard any one mention another?).
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