Gavin in Va Beach Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 Ahhh, the gross things in life. Once upon a time I worked the frontlines of retail. Customers brought back all kinds of crap, but the worst was when they brought back used crap. But I have my receipt! But you friggin used it! Happened all the time with prom/formal dresses. Chickiepoo has a hot date and needs the sequined number with plunging neckline but really doesn't want to be out big bucks for just one evening of fun. So, they remove the tags with the plastic thingies intact. Go to the dance, sweat like a heffer and then find a way to re-attach the tags and return the sweat stained dress. The worst of the worst was someone returning obviously used underwear in new packaging. No sir, I'm sorry but we can't take your sh------- underwear back. Just go steal something and get your drugs that way. I don't even want to go into things that happened in the dressing rooms. Sex in the dressing room is just fine by me. Just as long as you don't knock down the walls and scare children with screams you can have your fun. It's the other stuff that happened in there that turned my stomach. 267749[/snapback] Sounds like you have some good stories for a Blog...
Ramius Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 i guess my girl decided that the second floor was good enough for her ...
stuckincincy Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 A new store named Husband-Mart opened, where women can go and choose ahusband from among many men. Husband-Mart is composed of six floors and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the six flight of stairs. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor -- but, if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." She reads the sign and thinks, "Well, that is better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up the next stairs she goes. The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love Kids and are extremely good looking." "Umm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes. The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman. "Very tempting. But, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight of steps. The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Ohhmmaagawd! But just think ... What must be waiting for me on the sixth floor!" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor number 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day!" 267186[/snapback] Lucky for me, I was there when my wife-to-be left the store!
ch19079 Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 funny as hell. but in reality, the girl stays on the first floor with a guy for a while, and secretly runs up to the next floor without telling the guy on the last floor. and if she doesnt see any guys up there she comes back to the guy, if not... then she just doesnt come back at all. i think all girls "settle" for the guy they are with, cus they dont think they will find anyone better.. or shes staying with him UNTILL she finds someone better.. guys only need 3 things: a girl that is thin. a girl that has a nice face. a girl that knows when to stop talking. but if the first 2 standards are met, we will stop there and take her.
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