LeviF Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 16 minutes ago, Azalin said: I don't remember the lynching photo at all, I must have missed that. A quick forum search didn't turn up anything though. 8 minutes ago, Cugalabanza said: It's absolutely perfect that PPP would take a nice idea from Off The Wall and turn it into something that is all negative. I couldn't imagine a more fitting tribute for this place. Oo, I almost forgot! Cugalabanza for worst case of SJW-ism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just now, LeviF91 said: I don't remember the lynching photo at all, I must have missed that. A quick forum search didn't turn up anything though. Oo, I almost forgot! Cugalabanza for worst case of SJW-ism. It was the single most tasteless and offensive thing I've ever seen posted, here or anywhere else. I'm sure it's been scrubbed from the site. I'm hoping someone else will remember that person's name. X2 in the Cug/SJW nomination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I vote the topic on TSW is better and more purposeful. All hail a real poster like Kirby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Missing a few obvious awards here: The "You didn't post that, somebody else made it happen" award. The "You mean, like, with a cloth?" award, for the poster who made the best attempt at retconning their posting history. (Baskin's not eligible - he was never a Republican, he's just full of ****.) The "Obfuscation with clarity" award, for the PPP poster that has best used their immense amount of specialized knowledge on any given topic to confuse the living **** out of everyone. The "Fallacious Fallacy is Fallacious" award, for the most pear-shaped misapplication of logic - westerndecline's a shoe-in for this one. The "Small Hands" award, for the stupidest post of 140 characters or less. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 How about the "Cliff Claven Award" for excellence in anal trivia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cugalabanza said: It's absolutely perfect that PPP would take a nice idea from TSW and turn it into something that is all negative. I couldn't imagine a more fitting tribute for this place. "He who despises himself, nevertheless esteems himself thereby, as a despiser." There ought be an award for the best despiser. *Just to be clear, I will despise myself until I find happiness. In no way am I asserting myself as different than other despisers. In fact, I think the vast majority of "happy" people are lairs, both to themselves and others. Edited December 29, 2017 by Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: How about the "Cliff Claven Award" for excellence in anal trivia? Boyst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'd be in favor of a "Darwin's Houdini Award" given to the poster who best exemplifies the following statement: "Poster_X is so tremendously stupid that they must be a wizard, otherwise there's no way they could have managed to avoid death while trying to tie their shoes." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Why not just give a participation trophy for everyone that posts? Seems like that would be more in keeping with the times. Yay for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Most responses to their own threads: westerndecline, deranged rhino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Greatest Conspiracy Theory: Alaska Darin, but only because we're rigging the voting so DR doesn't win... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Greatest Conspiracy Theory: Alaska Darin, but only because we're rigging the voting so DR doesn't win... Darin is an Eskimo in Alaska Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house Russia hacked the election Ergo Darin has rigged this vote. I see your logic here Now please subscribe to my newsletter. And don't forget to stock up on /dev/null brand instant latte because you never know when Trump will start rounding up the #Resistance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 4 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker said: I'd be in favor of a "Darwin's Houdini Award" given to the poster who best exemplifies the following statement: "Poster_X is so tremendously stupid that they must be a wizard, otherwise there's no way they could have managed to avoid death while trying to tie their shoes." That's gonna have to be included with "Biggest Idiot." Can't have too much overlap or else our poll will be Fake News® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 What category do I put Tom and 3rd in for being the only reasons I see posts from gator and/or western? Links to worst content? And I think with some of his recent efforts, DR may have overtaken OC for long winded posts. My thumb wears out before I can scroll to the bottom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Joe Miner said: What category do I put Tom and 3rd in for being the only reasons I see posts from gator and/or western? Links to worst content? And I think with some of his recent efforts, DR may have overtaken OC for long winded posts. My thumb wears out before I can scroll to the bottom. This makes me think of a new category--"Biggest Whiner". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Just now, 3rdnlng said: This makes me think of a new category--"Biggest Whiner". Baskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Koko78 said: Baskin Well, you're not exactly supporting my smack talk, but I guess I wouldn't expect a lawyer to have any nuance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Well, you're not exactly supporting my smack talk, but I guess I wouldn't expect a lawyer to have any nuance. Nuance may or may not be my thing. I did once manage to slip fart jokes in an appellate brief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Nuance may or may not be my thing. I did once manage to slip fart jokes in an appellate brief... I prefer Hanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 24 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: This makes me think of a new category--"Biggest Whiner". 24 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Baskin How about most likely to sh*t their adult diaper and cry about it until somebody pays attention? I can think of a few candidates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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