ChevyVanMiller Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 ^^^Doesn't matter what his resolutions are, he only makes them so he has something to give up for Lent.
Fadingpain Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 ^ Has resolved to finally move out of that Chevy van down by the river so he can change his username at OBD.
BringBackFergy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 ^^^ Promises to trim his unibrow on a weekly basis. (Photo taken 12/30/17. Photo credit: Gugny Sunset Photography)
mead107 Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 I could swear that was a picture of you Fergy ?
Fadingpain Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 On January 6, 2018 at 9:11 PM, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Promises to trim his unibrow on a weekly basis. (Photo taken 12/30/17. Photo credit: Gugny Sunset Photography) NOTE: Yes, that is me, and I am proud of my unibrow. In my native Kyrgyzstan, it is known as the Eighth Wonder of the World. 1
Trump_is_Mentally_fit Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 Resolved to finally get a haircut this year
/dev/null Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Tiberius said: Resolves to Nah too easy.
Fadingpain Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 ^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump. If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole.
/dev/null Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Fadingpain said: ^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump. If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole. ^Resolves to work on his comedy
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