ChevyVanMiller Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 ^^^Doesn't matter what his resolutions are, he only makes them so he has something to give up for Lent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 ^ Has resolved to finally move out of that Chevy van down by the river so he can change his username at OBD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 ^^^ Promises to trim his unibrow on a weekly basis. (Photo taken 12/30/17. Photo credit: Gugny Sunset Photography) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I could swear that was a picture of you Fergy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Resolves to analyze photos better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 On January 6, 2018 at 9:11 PM, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Promises to trim his unibrow on a weekly basis. (Photo taken 12/30/17. Photo credit: Gugny Sunset Photography) NOTE: Yes, that is me, and I am proud of my unibrow. In my native Kyrgyzstan, it is known as the Eighth Wonder of the World. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Resolves to share more about his ancestry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Resolves to only wear satin undergarments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Resolved to finally get a haircut this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Tiberius said: Resolves to Nah too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 ^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump. If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Fadingpain said: ^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump. If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole. ^Resolves to work on his comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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