transient Posted December 28, 2017 Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) ^^^Resolves to stop drinking naked at dinner, especially unless in public. Edited December 28, 2017 by transient
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Resolves to stop supporting mead’s habit of doing anything naked in public.
Another Fan Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 To enjoy new fishing and boating equipment so to speak
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Promises to enjoy the company of extended family...even if he is drawn toward setting a coyote snare for them in the living room. 1
CowgirlsFan Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Promises to continue to tease CGF about EVERYTHING ☺️ 1
transient Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^Resolves to adopt the Zeke Elliott bare midriff style henceforth with all business attire. 1
PastaJoe Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^Resolves to run down the street shirtless if the Bills make the playoffs, and as he’s done for 17 years, pantsless if they don’t.
/dev/null Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^if the bills make the playoffs, resolves to buy new underwear for the first time since the last time the bills made the playoffs.
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "The Big Bad Wolf" in all of his private messages like he has for the last few years.
LeviF Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^ will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "the BIIIIG bad wolf, if ya know what I mean " 1
boyst Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 59 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: ^ will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "the BIIIIG bad wolf, if ya know what I mean " turn down less, swipe right less, turn up more, drink whats left.
transient Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^If the Bills make the playoffs, will throw a blowout bash “Corn Rows in the Corn Rows” to celebrate his bold new look for 2018.
Jay_Fixit Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Will switch to organic bath salts as they provide a much more relaxing bath atmosphere. And will accept purple as his full time colour of choice.
Sweats Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Will stop painting penis murals on walls in NYC
Fadingpain Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Has resolved to give up abusing meth, crack, and smack....in the same day.
CowgirlsFan Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Resolves to take ibuprofen more to eliminate his pain.
PastaJoe Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 ^^Resolves to take a minute to clean the snow off the car instead of letting the snow blow off and blinding the driver behind.
BringBackFergy Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ Will read more “self help” books, starting with “Liberace: My life in sequins”.
BuffaloBill Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ will follow through on his her plans. Just like his her hero Kaitlyn. 1
/dev/null Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^will learn the proper use of gender neutral pronouns
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