'Twas the Night before Brady

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

Mc D picked up the dildos holding them high in the air.

Yelling "now is time this process is clear"

On Preston, On Poyer, on Milano and Hyde

Brady's butt is now primed for a Christmas Eve ride.

 

On Lorax and Hughsy, On EJ and Kyle

Ram him deep in the ground Buffalo style

 

Smash Gronk in the teeth, then knock out his gums.

Get so deep into Brady that Giselle even cums.

 

Smack Hogan, crush Cooks and take out poor Gilly

leaving the Bills for the Pats is just silly.

 

On Adolphus, on Capi, On Coleman and White

If a Patriot moves, then crush them on sight.

 

It's time that our process showed great fans some fruit

So from Patriot asses, horns no longer toot.

 

We're sick of these Patsies, it's time that they go

Leave all of their asses buried deep in the snow.

 

The playoffs are finally here within sight 

So Merry Christmas to all. May the Bills win this fight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 24, 2017 by BillsRdue

[xRUSHx]

Excellent thread, great job everyone.

 

On to sleep so go get in your nest, then,

Down with the Pats then on to the rest

They say no way we can't win against the best

Little do they know...... We are the best.

 

Go Bills

 

 

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

restart with Bills offense this time... Go! 

 

Twas the night before Christmas and down one Bills Drive.

Not one coach was sleeping, playoff hopes were alive.

 

 

 

 

 

[Fadingpain]

The game plans were crafted with meticulous care

In hopes that a Bills victory soon would be there;

[keepthefaith]

The wide receivers are lying awake in their beds

Hoping Tyrod will throw them the ball like he said

[Haslett_Stomp]

Nice job BillsRDue !

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

But the Bills can be Billsy, and have been for years.

Leaving too many fans half dead in their beers.

Those arrogant Pats fans snuggled up in their beds.

with dreams of six rings stuck in their fat heads.

 

When out on New Era arose such a clatter.

McD ran out his office to see what was the matter

Then what to his wondering eye should appear,

but a note from Pegula and a process that's clear.

 

Pay off the refs, be just like Bob Kraft

If that doesn't work, then yank on their shaft.

Use Spygate or flat balls without enough air.

As long as we win our fans will not care. 

 

Try holding, try tripping, try facemasks galore.

Find out what works, then do it some more.

Let TT roll out and let Shady run free 

Get into the end zone, not Haushka for three.

 

Be bold, Be a bully! But just not like Rex.

If you don't win this game, you'll be my next Ex.

And stop this dumb rift between you and Beane

Or I'll let Dunkirk Don back in to this scene.

 

Get on Richie, on Dawkins on Mills and on Wood

Steamroll those Pats and make Tyrod look good.

 Rack up the score and stomp on their throats.

If Brady's not dead, bring back Arthur Moats. 

 

It's time to retire this geyser QB. 

Let's chop him down hard like a fresh Christmas tree.

Our good fans deserve to see such a sight.

For once, Merry Christmas with the playoffs in sight.

 

And for all of those homies who love twobillsdrive

Thanks for the memories and to all a high five!

 

Merry Christmas!

 

[Bills4everNY]

Bills elbows slammed Gronk with all of their might

Happy Christmas to Gronk from Treadavius White