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A Marine and Squid both walk into the head (that's bathroom for you Army pukes)

 

The Marine finishes his business first and promptly washes his hands

The Squid finishes his business and heads for the exit

 

The Marine remarks, The Corps teaches us to wash our hands

The Squid replies, The Navy tells us not to piss on our hands in the first place

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7 hours ago, /dev/null said:

A Marine and Squid both walk into the head (that's bathroom for you Army pukes)

 

The Marine finishes his business first and promptly washes his hands

The Squid finishes his business and heads for the exit

 

The Marine remarks, The Corps teaches us to wash our hands

The Squid replies, The Navy tells us not to piss on our hands in the first place

They are both in the Navy. I don't get it.

The Marines are in the Navy.  Department of Navy.

 

And the Marine Corps is not the oldest "Corps"... Something happened on Breed's Hill on June 17, 1775... Called the Battle of Bunker Hill.  The true Corps was founded on June 16, 1775.  Just like calling the Boston Red Sox "the Sox."  There is an older team that is the true and first "Sox."  Of course we know what that team is and where it is located. :P

 

Geesh!  Like saying the Bills won the SuperBowl.  2nd place doesn't count!

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