Previous Poster's Greatest Attribute

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

50 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said:

Excellent skills in speaking in front of others 

Well except to mods that is.   

Always Kind even to us fools 

[/dev/null]

Always looks both ways before pushing children into traffic

[Fadingpain]

^ Not much to look at, but a hell of a good cook.

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Gives great best man speeches.

[CountryCletus]

Offers free shower service

 

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Pass

[CountryCletus]

Willing to help get those hard to reach places...

 

[/dev/null]

Whenever the Pitchers and Catchers report for MLB Spring Training, he's always there to help a Pitcher in need

[Fadingpain]

^^^ Well known for his skillful ability to both pitch and catch equally well.

 

 

[PastaJoe]

^^Can perform acupuncture with the pins left over after unwrapping a new dress shirt.

[CountryCletus]

Makes the best coffee spaghetti 

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Has the ability to decipher a maple from an oak with the simple touch of his eyebrow. 

[Gugny]

47 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

^^^ Has the ability to decipher a maple from an oak with the simple touch of his eyebrow. 

 

 

TIMEOUT .... this is gold.  I am dying.

[CountryCletus]

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[Just Jack]

^^^ Has 101 recipes for roadkill, and 3 for venison

 

[CountryCletus]

Eats roadkill at tailgates and doesn’t even notice

[Cripple Creek]

^^^^^Able to fraudulently impersonate fictional characters and dash the hopes of millions. 

[CountryCletus]

Am I able to impersonate someone fictional or impersonate the impersonator...

? 

[boyst]

54 minutes ago, CountryCletus said:

Am I able to impersonate someone fictional or impersonate the impersonator...

? 

Squirrel face 

[CountryCletus]

18 minutes ago, Boyst62 said:

Squirrel face 

Leave her out of this!!!