SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 50 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said: Excellent skills in speaking in front of others Well except to mods that is. Always Kind even to us fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Always looks both ways before pushing children into traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 ^ Not much to look at, but a hell of a good cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Gives great best man speeches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Offers free shower service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 ^^^ Pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Willing to help get those hard to reach places... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Whenever the Pitchers and Catchers report for MLB Spring Training, he's always there to help a Pitcher in need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 ^^^ Well known for his skillful ability to both pitch and catch equally well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 ^^Can perform acupuncture with the pins left over after unwrapping a new dress shirt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Makes the best coffee spaghetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 ^^^ Has the ability to decipher a maple from an oak with the simple touch of his eyebrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 47 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Has the ability to decipher a maple from an oak with the simple touch of his eyebrow. TIMEOUT .... this is gold. I am dying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 ^^^ Has 101 recipes for roadkill, and 3 for venison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Eats roadkill at tailgates and doesn’t even notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 ^^^^^Able to fraudulently impersonate fictional characters and dash the hopes of millions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Am I able to impersonate someone fictional or impersonate the impersonator... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 54 minutes ago, CountryCletus said: Am I able to impersonate someone fictional or impersonate the impersonator... ? Squirrel face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Boyst62 said: Squirrel face Leave her out of this!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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