KD in CA Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Director of Fishing Exports, People's Republic of China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Current "Ice Boy" but doesn't realize it is 2017: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3079922/Photographer-calls-Alan-Carr-Chatty-Man-photography-tweaked-inexperienced-model-s-nipples-rubbed-ice-nude-shoot.html Soon to be doing jail time with Harvey! His defense: "When did they start criminalizing courtship!" Oh Boy... Am I really asking for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 ^^ Footnote Editor and Senior Vice President of Explanatory Citations for “Locks and Canals Quarterly” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Temporary labor agency assistant secretary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ definitely a fish monger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 That’s fishwalla to you sir. Retired high school teacher/meth purveyor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Apprentice at a newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Sandwich maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Wheelchair mechanic at Three Pines Nursing Home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Public relations director for New Coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 2 hours ago, joesixpack said: Sandwich maker TIME OUT: The actual title (for Subway employees, anyway) is "Sandwich Artist." The first time I saw this on a resume, I was dying. And they all put a solid 5-6 bullets underneath, detailing the art of making sandwiches. As funny as it is, I always admired them for being proud of what they did. Sorry for the delay in action. Please reset the game clock to 14:58. 1 4 5 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 ^^^ Reupholstery technician at “More Than One Casket Company, LLC” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Grindr Profile Accuracy Verification Specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Guano collector for pygmy bats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) Shady ^^^ Inventor of meat based veggie burgers. Edited December 6, 2017 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 space station garbage man release from ISS in 10 min https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public current time 8:01 AM EST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 thousand pounds of trash (inside) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I once sold Bingo cards at a Bingo Casino in Anniston, Alabama. I walk up and down the aisles yelling "Bingo cards, $1.00 only. The more cards you have, the more chance you have to win" to old people. Then when someone wins, I get the card and verify if they really had Bingo. The one thing I remember the most is my Manager would always let the ash grow so long on her cigarettes....it was literally around 2 inches. I never understood how she was able to keep it that long without it falling off all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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