Guess the previous poster's career

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Songwriter specializing in Science Fiction ballads and odes to the Roaring Twenties. 

[Gugny]

Fergy was the guy who removed pennies from the Columbia House order forms.

[Cripple Creek]

^^^^^fortune cookie crimper

[Cugalabanza]

algae crumpler

[mead107]

Dancer on Broadway 

[KD in CA]

Sommelier, of course.

[mead107]

Grape smasher with his feet. 

[CowgirlsFan]

Deck maintenance apprentice

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Rhino's talent agent

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

net neutrality specialist 

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Hand lotion tester

[mead107]

5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

^^^ Hand lotion tester

Special sauce taster

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Fish  patty maker 

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traps whatever species of insect McDonalds uses to make McRib's

[Gugny]

Boyst's Tinder swiper

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Puerto Rican shower specialist

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ VHS and 8 Track Player repairman

[Another Fan]

One of Stacy Ferguson's cast mates from Kids Incorporated.  

[CowgirlsFan]

Route Salesman for his local  newspaper

[DC Tom]

Professional Guesser of Previous Poster's Careers.