Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? 4
I'm Spartacus Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 Sounds like you are getting antsy for Sunday my friend! Just stay the course - NAMRETEP!
26CornerBlitz Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Foxx said: the Legend of Pistol Pete! Yep!
Foxx Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Yep! not that one, this one.
BadLandsMeanie Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 Holy Cow Namretep is the ancient Egyptian god of War. Known for his uncanny accuracy with a spear. Holy freaking cow! You nailed it! 2
Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Posted November 17, 2017 Is it true that Peterman is sexually un-harassable? I heard he sends dick pics to Brett Favre and groped Harvey Weinstein, but why? Is he gay? Am I gay?!?!? Linguists say 'Peterman' is an onomatopoeia because its derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud. What the f@#$ is an onomatopoeia? They say he played a robot Bobby Fisher in a game of mahjong and won. I’m not impressed by that but I should be, right? 1
I'm Spartacus Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Is it true that Peterman is sexually un-harassable? I heard he sends dick pics to Brett Favre and groped Harvey Weinstein, but why? Is he gay? Am I gay?!?!? Linguists say 'Peterman' is an onomatopoeia because its derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud. What the f@#$ is an onomatopoeia? They say he played a robot Bobby Fisher in a game of mahjong and won. I’m not impressed by that but I should be, right? Only Nebakanezer from ancient Egypt has the answer.
Best Player Available Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 50 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? You need to read up on other Peterman threads. What we now know is he is "gritty" really effin Gritty. I am anxious, drinking heavily, can't sleep, anxious, and confused. But all we know until Sunday is he's gritty.
PlayoffsPlease Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 He will be next on this list http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1154515-10-best-late-round-qb-selections-in-nfl-draft-history/
liverpoolkev Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Jauronimo said: Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher
Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, liverpoolkev said: this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher Well maybe, but does the guy believe in midgets? That's the real issue here.
K D Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Well maybe, but does the guy believe in midgets? That's the real issue here. he believes they exist but wonders if they are just adults with Benjamin Button disease
D521646 Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 He can be anything you want him to be, and all I want for Xmas is a real NFL QB.. I think, without holding the box and shaking, that, that just might be what's inside; of course, it could also be a fruit cake... <Saying fruit cake, does that make me gay? Tim-
Tatonka68 Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 Petermen stats 20 - 20 - 1600 yards and 20 TDS 1
Doc Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, liverpoolkev said: this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher Watson? They guy with an even weaker arm than Peterman, who was a huge surprise until getting hurt? Hindsight is great, ain't it?
Rick B Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 I think I will wait to see if he even has a band wagon to jump on before I make that leap of faith.
somnus00 Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 I haven't seen an arm like Peterman's since Rico back in '82.
Andrew Son Posted November 17, 2017 Posted November 17, 2017 27 minutes ago, Doc said: Watson? They guy with an even weaker arm than Peterman, who was a huge surprise until getting hurt? Hindsight is great, ain't it? I wonder what would happen if Watson and Peterman ever played each other?
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